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Old 11th February 2008, 10:07 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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... I'd keep her naked in a kennel at the bottom of your yard if I was you.
Make Invisible - #1 out of the five Master Suppression Techniques by which women are subjugated in Western patriarchical societies.
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Old 11th February 2008, 10:46 PM
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Make Invisible - #1 out of the five Master Suppression Techniques by which women are subjugated in Western patriarchical societies.
Its fucking ace isn't it? They should think themselves lucky we went to the trouble of devising 5. Personally I find that my Axe covers all options and takes away the need for anymore 'techniques'.
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Old 11th February 2008, 11:02 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Bit pissed off with the result as our playmaker went off injured and Utonium has the audacity to cheat. Never did we deserved to be beaten 6-2 and it wasn't a reflection on how well we've played over the last two years.
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Old 12th February 2008, 12:41 AM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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Congrats to Utonium, I have no idea how I won the manager of the week after beating Monty 1-0 at home. Gotta love beating Monty no matter how meaningless.
You nailed a lot of my tactics down, that's why you got it. I was trying something a little bit frisky with three at the back away from home and I reckon I could have taken something if you hadn't had your research well and truly nailed.

Three games at the end of the season to mess about is nice, I'd swap it to have still been in the title mix-up though.

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Old 12th February 2008, 10:49 AM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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Bit pissed off with the result as our playmaker went off injured and Utonium has the audacity to cheat. Never did we deserved to be beaten 6-2 and it wasn't a reflection on how well we've played over the last two years.
It was a bit harsh in the end; you also had a goal disallowed to make it 4-3. Fairly disallowed, I might add.

I thought you'd selected the wrong box, going for offsides but not cheating with that referee.
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Old 12th February 2008, 11:34 AM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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It was a bit harsh in the end; you also had a goal disallowed to make it 4-3. Fairly disallowed, I might add.

I thought you'd selected the wrong box, going for offsides but not cheating with that referee.
How do you know if a 'goal' is fairly disallowed?? Or is it as simple as if it`s to your advantage it was a good call???
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Old 12th February 2008, 11:38 AM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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How do you know if a 'goal' is fairly disallowed?? Or is it as simple as if it`s to your advantage it was a good call???
Pretty much!

Also, in the game commentary, there's two alternatives: 'offside', or 'dubious offside'.
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Old 12th February 2008, 12:43 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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Pretty much!

Also, in the game commentary, there's two alternatives: 'offside', or 'dubious offside'.
Ah, the commentary thingy... I never use that.

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Old 12th February 2008, 04:33 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Originally Posted by Stu Monty View Post
You nailed a lot of my tactics down, that's why you got it. I was trying something a little bit frisky with three at the back away from home and I reckon I could have taken something if you hadn't had your research well and truly nailed.

Three games at the end of the season to mess about is nice, I'd swap it to have still been in the title mix-up though.

A season of contentment in the league, after good progress, and regret at what might have been but for the want of more attentive management in the cup semi.
Very similar season for me really, I was gutted at not getting my team ready properly for the first leg of the semi finals. Pretty much all my players have the experience they need now so hoping for a good update.
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Old 12th February 2008, 04:44 PM
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We have a new member Thomo123 has been a no show for a month despite a warning so he has been sacked and moxter has been given a new team which will take their place in Div 3. Moxters bunch, the twisted firestarters, will get boosted by me at the end of the season as they are a fair bit poorer than the other teams in that division.
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Old 12th February 2008, 04:53 PM
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We have a new member Thomo123 has been a no show for a month despite a warning so he has been sacked and moxter has been given a new team which will take their place in Div 3. Moxters bunch, the twisted firestarters, will get boosted by me at the end of the season as they are a fair bit poorer than the other teams in that division.
Welcome to Comrade Moxter. He seems to have really got the bug now, thats his 3rd team...you know when you've been bitten once you get your full quota and have to start creating your own leagues to satisfy cravings...I see nothing but ruin for our Moxter....he will be selling his folks' furniture next to pay for his habit.
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Old 12th February 2008, 09:15 PM
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We have a new member Thomo123 has been a no show for a month despite a warning so he has been sacked and moxter has been given a new team which will take their place in Div 3. Moxters bunch, the twisted firestarters, will get boosted by me at the end of the season as they are a fair bit poorer than the other teams in that division.
What was thomo123 side?
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Old 12th February 2008, 09:19 PM
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Old 13th February 2008, 01:35 AM
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Old 13th February 2008, 11:47 AM
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