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Old 8th November 2007, 02:18 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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Oi, that's 'Bitch-M'Lady' to you, Darling. And you can eff off, I'm destined to bring down this bastard. I can feel it in my pancreas.
Sorry, I forgot who wears the trousers for a minute. M'lady.
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Old 8th November 2007, 04:32 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Wahey! First win of the season. A resounding 4-0 over Kenny's Kids. Feels good to finally get a victory.
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Old 8th November 2007, 06:10 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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Sorry, I forgot who wears the trousers for a minute. M'lady.
Neither of you two girls have anywhere near enough in your lockers to even give me a game. My team have beaten everything that's been put in their path.

That is in no small part down to the excellence of their manager.

You two mooks are on a hiding to nothing. I will win Division 3 comfortably. I cannot be defeated.
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Old 8th November 2007, 06:17 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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Neither of you two girls have anywhere near enough in your lockers to even give me a game. My team have beaten everything that's been put in their path.

That is in no small part down to the excellence of their manager.

You two mooks are on a hiding to nothing. I will win Division 3 comfortably. I cannot be defeated.
I'll give you a friendly after she knocks you out of the cup...
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Old 8th November 2007, 07:09 PM
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I'll give you a friendly after she knocks you out of the cup...
I won't just beat you, I shall smite thee, for mine is the Kingdom, the power and the glory.
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Old 8th November 2007, 07:26 PM
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I won't just beat you, I shall smite thee, for mine is the Kingdom, the power and the glory.
Yes grandad, that's right. (Bless him!).

I refer the senior citizen to the previous conversation that we had regarding those thoughts that we call "Delusions". Can't remember? That's what happens when you reach the "dribbly" age.

I look forward to having the opportunity to rip you a new arsehole.

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Old 8th November 2007, 07:30 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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I look forward to having the opportunity to rip you a new arsehole.

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Like thats going to happen. Chuff me, twice my shower of shite has played you in friendlies....you haven't even scored yet.
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Old 8th November 2007, 08:44 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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FFS, got knocked ooot of the Cup by The Cindy Crawfords.
Whilst Cindy is a non-executive director of the club, we are the Randy Crawfords.

You have disrespected us before in this way and I used it in todays teamtalk.

My players weren't on a financial win bonus today although Cindy promised 'bonuses' should we progress.
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Old 8th November 2007, 08:47 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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Wahey! First win of the season. A resounding 4-0 over Kenny's Kids. Feels good to finally get a victory.
Congradulations mate. A great away win. I blooded a couple of youngsters but no excuses for the spanking.
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Old 8th November 2007, 11:46 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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Yes grandad, that's right. (Bless him!).

I refer the senior citizen to the previous conversation that we had regarding those thoughts that we call "Delusions". Can't remember? That's what happens when you reach the "dribbly" age.

I look forward to having the opportunity to rip you a new arsehole.

Love and Kisses,
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There better be no rivalries forming here. Oh and good result today, I'm glad you take satisfaction from friendly victories, you have to beat me in some games eh?

Whilst I'm here, Lord knows how I'm still top of the Prem after last week. The next game though, against Inglorious Bastards, will see me slip off the top spot I'm sure. We've never won against them to my knowledge.
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Old 8th November 2007, 11:59 PM
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There better be no rivalries forming here. Oh and good result today, I'm glad you take satisfaction from friendly victories, you have to beat me in some games eh?
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Revolution Soccer: 2
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2007-11-08 Friendly Mongstock Fucktards 3 - 2 (2-1)
2007-11-01 Friendly Revolution Soccer 1 - 1 (1-1)
2007-05-31 Friendly Revolution Soccer 2 - 3 (1-1)
2007-04-05 League Revolution Soccer 2 - 0 (0-0)
2007-03-15 League Mongstock Fucktards 1 - 3 (0-2)
2006-11-27 Friendly Revolution Soccer 0 - 4 (0-3)
2006-08-24 League Mongstock Fucktards 3 - 1 (1-1)
2006-06-08 League Revolution Soccer 1 - 2 (1-1)

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Old 9th November 2007, 12:16 AM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Haha, hmm.

If we don't count the unimportant friendlies though, its 2 - 2.

Ah well at least I'm in the premiership.
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Old 9th November 2007, 11:54 AM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
I beat Paddy 3-1 today in a VIP friendly at his gaff. I'm now filled with confidence for the coming season. Bring on the Yorkshiremen!
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Old 9th November 2007, 12:01 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
I beat Owen's Curious Orange 1-0 at his gaff in my my first VIP game.
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Old 9th November 2007, 12:02 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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I beat Paddy 3-1 today in a VIP friendly at his gaff. I'm now filled with confidence for the coming season. Bring on the Yorkshiremen!
I've not really had chance to look at the VIP league yet, but when I do, you will, of course, be playing second fiddle to me in that too.

Honestly, shouldn't we really have a separate league for the women like they do in real life? They can all run about in a swarm around the ball and the blokes can make lame jokes about swapping shirts at the end, and true natural order is restored?
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