Cafe Sports
Asda
Next
GAME
Next
Sponsored Links
  #2751 (permalink)  
Old 10th May 2007, 01:04 PM
RedinSweden's Avatar
Son of Uncle_Meat
  
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Location Location
Posts: 22,800
vCash: 2491
Blog Entries: 2
RedinSweden rules harder than the ProclaimersRedinSweden rules harder than the ProclaimersRedinSweden rules harder than the ProclaimersRedinSweden rules harder than the ProclaimersRedinSweden rules harder than the ProclaimersRedinSweden rules harder than the ProclaimersRedinSweden rules harder than the ProclaimersRedinSweden rules harder than the ProclaimersRedinSweden rules harder than the ProclaimersRedinSweden rules harder than the ProclaimersRedinSweden rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Originally Posted by El Rojo View Post
Mortal fears such as age worry not the Inglorious Bastards.

To be honest I'm more of a Sam Allardyce than an Arsene Wenger, preferring older players for a year or two than building on an academy.

I even put on a comedy fat head and mouthpiece on for full Sam effect when watching the matches online.

Chris Bascombe is ghostwriting my book by the way, El Rojo - Jesus Christ in A Clever Football Manager's Disguise? I'm taking deposits of £5 for advance copies now if anybody wants to PM me for details.
Probably a wise tactic. I am trying to build a squad for the future but the problem is, it is shit in the present... I am hoping for a kind update.
__________________
Originally Posted by Bill Shankly
At a football club, there’s a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don’t come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques
Reply With Quote
  #2752 (permalink)  
Old 10th May 2007, 01:40 PM
madstock √ madstock is offline
Life's too short
  
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 5,368
vCash: 500
madstock rules harder than the Proclaimersmadstock rules harder than the Proclaimersmadstock rules harder than the Proclaimersmadstock rules harder than the Proclaimersmadstock rules harder than the Proclaimersmadstock rules harder than the Proclaimersmadstock rules harder than the Proclaimersmadstock rules harder than the Proclaimersmadstock rules harder than the Proclaimersmadstock rules harder than the Proclaimersmadstock rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
I have declared Fodder to now be a team in transistion, even though the spelling looks incorrect.

16-year-old Billy Big-Bollocks is a 4-bar striker, but instead of casting him off like a grubby wankrag I hope he morphs into a 32-bar 17-year-old.

Likewise 20-year-old 5-bar'er Tingtang Wallabingbang and 19-year-old 4-bar Sid McDonald; we have sacked better players this season, but I believe the children are our future.

Just give us some decent talent, not 4 and 5 bar shit.

I would also like to register a moan with regards to a particular bastard agent, who has been accurate 12 times out of 13 in his assesment of players (I keep notes and everything); given this accuracy I didn't feel the need to evaluate "7-bar midfielder" Theofanis Girihidis, who today signed for the Fockers team. Bollocks.
__________________
Buy stuff here. It costs you the same, but means that my children eat.
Reply With Quote
  #2753 (permalink)  
Old 10th May 2007, 01:55 PM
Karl's Avatar
Karl √ Karl is offline
Suprematist
  
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Vitebsk
Posts: 11,518
vCash: 500
Karl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Good win again for teh Kuntz. Second best team in the league over the last 5 games. I think I'm pretty much safe now, although I have to go away to McUseless and Revolution in my last two games.

I'm hoping for an ace update as I've been seriously hammering my players with training.
__________________
I have established the semaphore of Suprematism. I have beaten the lining of the coloured sky, torn it away and in the sack that formed itself, I have put color and knotted it. Swim! The free white sea, infinity, lies before you!
Reply With Quote
  #2754 (permalink)  
Old 10th May 2007, 07:19 PM
Carradona's Avatar
Up for grabs...
  
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Liverpool (from Belfast)
Posts: 9,563
vCash: 300
Carradona rules harder than the ProclaimersCarradona rules harder than the ProclaimersCarradona rules harder than the ProclaimersCarradona rules harder than the ProclaimersCarradona rules harder than the ProclaimersCarradona rules harder than the ProclaimersCarradona rules harder than the ProclaimersCarradona rules harder than the ProclaimersCarradona rules harder than the ProclaimersCarradona rules harder than the ProclaimersCarradona rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Cheers RiS for posting up the result and all.

Cheers also for having a shit match.
__________________
Know your role and shut your mouth!
Reply With Quote
  #2755 (permalink)  
Old 10th May 2007, 07:52 PM
The-Sir's Avatar
The-Sir √ The-Sir is offline
Not dead.
  
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: huyton
Posts: 4,995
vCash: 500
The-Sir rules harder than the ProclaimersThe-Sir rules harder than the ProclaimersThe-Sir rules harder than the ProclaimersThe-Sir rules harder than the ProclaimersThe-Sir rules harder than the ProclaimersThe-Sir rules harder than the ProclaimersThe-Sir rules harder than the ProclaimersThe-Sir rules harder than the ProclaimersThe-Sir rules harder than the ProclaimersThe-Sir rules harder than the ProclaimersThe-Sir rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
My mission of transforming a Division 1 midtable side into Premiership contenders looks to be coming together, since I have taken over I have bettered myself each season (winning the 1st Division, then finishing 5th in the Premiership, and this season finishing at least 5th.) Next season, with the right transfers and a kind update, should see me challenging for the title.
__________________
Glasto & Leeds 08.
Reply With Quote
  #2756 (permalink)  
Old 10th May 2007, 08:11 PM
thisisanfield's Avatar
*77*78*81*84*05
  
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Northern Ireland
Posts: 2,785
vCash: 500
thisisanfield has much to be proud ofthisisanfield has much to be proud ofthisisanfield has much to be proud ofthisisanfield has much to be proud ofthisisanfield has much to be proud ofthisisanfield has much to be proud ofthisisanfield has much to be proud ofthisisanfield has much to be proud ofthisisanfield has much to be proud ofthisisanfield has much to be proud ofthisisanfield has much to be proud of
Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Originally Posted by The-Sir View Post
My mission of transforming a Division 1 midtable side into Premiership contenders looks to be coming together, since I have taken over I have bettered myself each season (winning the 1st Division, then finishing 5th in the Premiership, and this season finishing at least 5th.) Next season, with the right transfers and a kind update, should see me challenging for the title.
Haha, pull the other one!
__________________
They say our days are numbered, we're not famous anymore...

Liverpool FC - Conquering Europe again and again.
Reply With Quote
  #2757 (permalink)  
Old 10th May 2007, 08:27 PM
The-Sir's Avatar
The-Sir √ The-Sir is offline
Not dead.
  
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: huyton
Posts: 4,995
vCash: 500
The-Sir rules harder than the ProclaimersThe-Sir rules harder than the ProclaimersThe-Sir rules harder than the ProclaimersThe-Sir rules harder than the ProclaimersThe-Sir rules harder than the ProclaimersThe-Sir rules harder than the ProclaimersThe-Sir rules harder than the ProclaimersThe-Sir rules harder than the ProclaimersThe-Sir rules harder than the ProclaimersThe-Sir rules harder than the ProclaimersThe-Sir rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Originally Posted by thisisanfield View Post
Haha, pull the other one!
Getting promoted this season?
__________________
Glasto & Leeds 08.
Reply With Quote
  #2758 (permalink)  
Old 11th May 2007, 08:53 AM
Malarkey's Avatar
The Droogs Don't Work.
  
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Pamplona
Posts: 5,921
vCash: 25
Blog Entries: 3
Malarkey rules harder than the ProclaimersMalarkey rules harder than the ProclaimersMalarkey rules harder than the ProclaimersMalarkey rules harder than the ProclaimersMalarkey rules harder than the ProclaimersMalarkey rules harder than the ProclaimersMalarkey rules harder than the ProclaimersMalarkey rules harder than the ProclaimersMalarkey rules harder than the ProclaimersMalarkey rules harder than the ProclaimersMalarkey rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Yesterday i seen my Fuhrer beat the Fuckwits 1-0 away from home. After joining half way through the season turning a bottom half of the table side into finishing strongly in 4th, i think ill win the league next season. Ace.
__________________
Monty is Gay.
Reply With Quote
  #2759 (permalink)  
Old 15th May 2007, 02:04 PM
Owen's Avatar
De nieuwe rage !!!
  
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: There's lovely, isn't it?
Posts: 7,007
vCash: 198
Owen rules harder than the ProclaimersOwen rules harder than the ProclaimersOwen rules harder than the ProclaimersOwen rules harder than the ProclaimersOwen rules harder than the ProclaimersOwen rules harder than the ProclaimersOwen rules harder than the ProclaimersOwen rules harder than the ProclaimersOwen rules harder than the ProclaimersOwen rules harder than the ProclaimersOwen rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
For Nick:

Bearded Clams - Utonium Advanced
0 (0 - 0) 0

Friendly
TAT GrouseMullington Shires 2007-05-15 12:00
Referee: Tore Torrhage (S4, H2)
Match sponsor

3 Manu Ziganda was booked

Possession: 54 - 46 (56-44)
Chances: 4 - 2 (1-1)

Home - Man Of The Match - Away
Feofilakt Kravtjuk Petri Zubieta
__________________
Life is about love, last minutes and lost evenings, About fire in our bellies and furtive little feelings. *
Reply With Quote
  #2760 (permalink)  
Old 15th May 2007, 02:22 PM
Thants's Avatar
A Sure Thing
  
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: You are
Posts: 17,480
vCash: 25
Thants rules harder than the ProclaimersThants rules harder than the ProclaimersThants rules harder than the ProclaimersThants rules harder than the ProclaimersThants rules harder than the ProclaimersThants rules harder than the ProclaimersThants rules harder than the ProclaimersThants rules harder than the ProclaimersThants rules harder than the ProclaimersThants rules harder than the ProclaimersThants rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Originally Posted by Owen View Post
For Nick:

Bearded Clams - Utonium Advanced
0 (0 - 0) 0

Friendly
TAT GrouseMullington Shires 2007-05-15 12:00
Referee: Tore Torrhage (S4, H2)
Match sponsor

3 Manu Ziganda was booked

Possession: 54 - 46 (56-44)
Chances: 4 - 2 (1-1)

Home - Man Of The Match - Away
Feofilakt Kravtjuk Petri Zubieta
Cheers Oweeeen i'm sure that kept the fans happy while they were waiting for the others to catch up! Feofilakt Kravtjuk - what a song from the terraces about him.
__________________
I eat spiders
Reply With Quote
  #2761 (permalink)  
Old 15th May 2007, 02:51 PM
thisisanfield's Avatar
*77*78*81*84*05
  
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Northern Ireland
Posts: 2,785
vCash: 500
thisisanfield has much to be proud ofthisisanfield has much to be proud ofthisisanfield has much to be proud ofthisisanfield has much to be proud ofthisisanfield has much to be proud ofthisisanfield has much to be proud ofthisisanfield has much to be proud ofthisisanfield has much to be proud ofthisisanfield has much to be proud ofthisisanfield has much to be proud ofthisisanfield has much to be proud of
Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Originally Posted by The-Sir View Post
Getting promoted this season?
Hopefully! If I win my next game and if Carradonna manages to get something against Coch Party.....IF
__________________
They say our days are numbered, we're not famous anymore...

Liverpool FC - Conquering Europe again and again.
Reply With Quote
  #2762 (permalink)  
Old 15th May 2007, 03:17 PM
rondeco's Avatar
rondeco √ rondeco is offline
Not Gay
  
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 4,928
vCash: 500
rondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
If i get to a rating of 85 can I join that champions league thingy?
__________________
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

http://irishkopite.blogspot.com/
Reply With Quote
  #2763 (permalink)  
Old 15th May 2007, 03:27 PM
madstock √ madstock is offline
Life's too short
  
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 5,368
vCash: 500
madstock rules harder than the Proclaimersmadstock rules harder than the Proclaimersmadstock rules harder than the Proclaimersmadstock rules harder than the Proclaimersmadstock rules harder than the Proclaimersmadstock rules harder than the Proclaimersmadstock rules harder than the Proclaimersmadstock rules harder than the Proclaimersmadstock rules harder than the Proclaimersmadstock rules harder than the Proclaimersmadstock rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Originally Posted by rondeco View Post
If i get to a rating of 85 can I join that champions league thingy?
Just get a VIP membership, you big gayer.

This was part of my public service remit to call at least one person "a big gayer" every day.
__________________
Buy stuff here. It costs you the same, but means that my children eat.
Reply With Quote
  #2764 (permalink)  
Old 15th May 2007, 03:34 PM
RedinSweden's Avatar
Son of Uncle_Meat
  
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Location Location
Posts: 22,800
vCash: 2491
Blog Entries: 2
RedinSweden rules harder than the ProclaimersRedinSweden rules harder than the ProclaimersRedinSweden rules harder than the ProclaimersRedinSweden rules harder than the ProclaimersRedinSweden rules harder than the ProclaimersRedinSweden rules harder than the ProclaimersRedinSweden rules harder than the ProclaimersRedinSweden rules harder than the ProclaimersRedinSweden rules harder than the ProclaimersRedinSweden rules harder than the ProclaimersRedinSweden rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Originally Posted by rondeco View Post
If i get to a rating of 85 can I join that champions league thingy?
I think it's 95 and you are most welcome. But VIP is what all the top boys have
__________________
Originally Posted by Bill Shankly
At a football club, there’s a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don’t come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques
Reply With Quote
  #2765 (permalink)  
Old 15th May 2007, 03:39 PM
rondeco's Avatar
rondeco √ rondeco is offline
Not Gay
  
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 4,928
vCash: 500
rondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Why vip when I can save money and get it another way. Whats so great about vip?
__________________
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

http://irishkopite.blogspot.com/
Reply With Quote