John Terry Is A Thick Twat

23_Carra_Gold · #1 (**permalink**) 20th December 2009, 03:02 AM

Apparently him and Tony Bruce have been stung charging people £10k a pop to have a look around Chelsea's training ground. He said he was giving his share to 'charity' but that the blokes couldn't tell anybody. Apparently Bruce said he could show the bloke around Anfield as well which is worrying to think one of our overpaid 'stars' is in on this.

The story is in the NOTW so I haven't read it, hence why I'm not linking or quoting it.

fungus · #2 (**permalink**) 20th December 2009, 03:06 AM

Well duh!

He's got to top up that £150k per week somehow or whatever ludicrous amount he's on now.

RoboRiise · #3 (**permalink**) 20th December 2009, 03:15 AM

Fucking hell, it's bad enough that the massive foreheaded cunt forced his mam to go out on the rob for him and had his dad selling beak down the pub but now this! I guess the credit crunch must really be biting.

col06 · #4 (**permalink**) 20th December 2009, 03:15 AM

where mentioned on it as well surprise surprise

23_Carra_Gold · #5 (**permalink**) 20th December 2009, 03:20 AM

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where mentioned on it as well surprise surprise

Well actually I think what it said was that there are two high profile names who can get him into Liverpool, United, Arsenal and Spurs.

The 2 players must play for 2 of these clubs and have connections at the others...now who can we think of who is an immoral money grabbing little cunt who plays for one of those clubs and has connections at the other?

Stuck?

Hooch · #6 (**permalink**) 20th December 2009, 01:37 PM

Gallas? I'm stuck, seriously who is it?

sir roger · #7 (**permalink**) 20th December 2009, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Hooch

Gallas? I'm stuck, seriously who is it?

I'm guessing he probably isn't expecting a great reception when he visits us for his next game.

Fugitive · #8 (**permalink**) 20th December 2009, 02:40 PM

His Dad sells drugs and he flogs dodgy tours of the training ground.

He should buy a yellow Robin Reliant and start a business with his Dad.

Terrys Independent Traders.

TheHowieLama · #9 (**permalink**) 20th December 2009, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by 23_Carra_Gold

Well actually I think what it said was that there are two high profile names who can get him into Liverpool, United, Arsenal and Spurs.

The 2 players must play for 2 of these clubs and have connections at the others...now who can we think of who is an immoral money grabbing little cunt who plays for one of those clubs and has connections at the other?

Stuck?

Robbie Keane?

23_Carra_Gold · #10 (**permalink**) 20th December 2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Hooch

Gallas? I'm stuck, seriously who is it?

Its Kanye West

Or Michael Owen

TheHowieLama · #11 (**permalink**) 20th December 2009, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by 23_Carra_Gold

Its Kanye West

Kanye West knows people at Utd? Seems far fetched.