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Old 11th October 2008, 03:12 PM
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John Carew

What a yard dog he is.

Was I dreaming the other day when he said on slysports news that villa are looking to break into the top 4 at Liverpool's expense!?
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Old 11th October 2008, 03:34 PM
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Re: John Carew

Got half an eye on this Scotland Norway game.

Norway are a horrible "football" team.
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Re: John Carew

I remember a pre season game against Valencia when he skinned two of our finest for their second goal - also Harry Kewell's Anfield debut. Dark days.
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Re: John Carew

The song makes me laugh though

John Carew, Carew,
He's gonna score one or two,
He's bigger than me or you,
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Re: John Carew

What ever team he plays in the team is absolute shocking football team.Just hoof it up to him and hell do the rest.
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Re: John Carew

offside or not, how the fook did iwelumo miss that?
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Re: John Carew

That's the worst miss i've ever seen.
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Re: John Carew

fuck me you are not wrong.
I assumed he'd scored and it was offside until I saw the replay.
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Re: John Carew

Carew is indeed a yard dog. He'll need neck surgery come the end of his career. Norway AND Villa? Good grief.
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Re: John Carew

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he said on slysports news that villa are looking to break into the top 4 at Liverpool's expense!?
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Old 11th October 2008, 06:08 PM
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Re: John Carew

We play horrible football because our coach is a cowardous cunt. We still haven't won a game this year and we won't beat Holland on Wednesday. The Norwegian FA is run by the characters from Scooby Doo and everything is just miserable about Norwegian "kickball" these days.
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Re: John Carew

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Got half an eye on this Scotland Norway game.

Norway are a horrible "football" team.
But still with only a 4 million population a much better team than Scotland and usually England when they are up against each other head to head.

Kindly fuck off.
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Re: John Carew

I banged a Norwegian bird in Cyprus a few years ago.
She said Norwegian lads are the biggest dickheads in the universe.
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Re: John Carew

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I banged a Norwegian bird in Cyprus a few years ago.
She said Norwegian lads are the biggest dickheads in the universe.
I guess that was before she got to know you?
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Re: John Carew

Our friend Code72 / Kaizer had Carew on his comical list of premiership players who are better than Robbie Keane.
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Re: John Carew

Was a favourite under rafa at Valencia.

He is dogshit though.
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I guess that was before she got to know you?
She didn't get a chance to know me.
I had banged her three or four times the night before said it though.
Perhaps she thought I was Norwegian?
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Re: John Carew

The best thing about Villa and Carew is that song. It's mildly amusing.
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But still with only a 4 million population a much better team than Scotland and usually England when they are up against each other head to head.

Kindly fuck off.
Haha! Thought you might be along to defend your countrymen.

You're shit. Live with it.
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Haha! Thought you might be along to defend your countrymen.

You're shit. Live with it.
I was drunk and a bit pissed off last night because we did not beat Scotland something we should have done.

I sent you a PM earlier to apologise because I told you to fuck off, that was out of order.
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Re: John Carew

You must have been very drunk, because the PM went to someone else.

No need to apologise anyway, its all part of life's rich tapestry.
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You must have been very drunk, because the PM went to someone else.

No need to apologise anyway, its all part of life's rich tapestry.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

Funny.
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Re: John Carew

Hes exactly the type of player Rafa would have at the club now though, which is a little unnerving.
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Re: John Carew

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Hes exactly the type of player Rafa would have at the club now though, which is a little unnerving.
What makes you think that? Having got rid of Crouch precisely because he wasn't wholly compatible with our playing style (if we have one), why would he then go out and get someone like John Carew, who is slow and injury prone?
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What makes you think that? Having got rid of Crouch precisely because he wasn't wholly compatible with our playing style (if we have one), why would he then go out and get someone like John Carew, who is slow and injury prone?
Because he also tried to get Heskey in the summer who is slow and injury prone. John Carew scores a lot more goals than Heskey though, and is arguably a better target man.
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