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11th October 2008, 03:12 PM
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HMS Liverpool.
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John Carew
What a yard dog he is.
Was I dreaming the other day when he said on slysports news that villa are looking to break into the top 4 at Liverpool's expense!?
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11th October 2008, 03:34 PM
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Re: John Carew
Got half an eye on this Scotland Norway game.
Norway are a horrible "football" team.
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11th October 2008, 03:36 PM
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I pity the fool
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Re: John Carew
I remember a pre season game against Valencia when he skinned two of our finest for their second goal - also Harry Kewell's Anfield debut. Dark days.
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11th October 2008, 04:20 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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Re: John Carew
The song makes me laugh though
John Carew, Carew,
He's gonna score one or two,
He's bigger than me or you,
John Carew, Carew
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11th October 2008, 04:22 PM
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Goalaccio!
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Re: John Carew
What ever team he plays in the team is absolute shocking football team.Just hoof it up to him and hell do the rest.
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11th October 2008, 04:24 PM
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tis pleasant
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Re: John Carew
offside or not, how the fook did iwelumo miss that?
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11th October 2008, 04:26 PM
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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
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Re: John Carew
That's the worst miss i've ever seen.
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11th October 2008, 04:29 PM
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Forumite
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Re: John Carew
fuck me you are not wrong.
I assumed he'd scored and it was offside until I saw the replay.
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11th October 2008, 04:30 PM
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Custodian
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Re: John Carew
Carew is indeed a yard dog. He'll need neck surgery come the end of his career. Norway AND Villa? Good grief.
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11th October 2008, 04:49 PM
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Wormy Cocksucker
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Re: John Carew
Originally Posted by ratcatcher
he said on slysports news that villa are looking to break into the top 4 at Liverpool's expense!?
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No chance
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11th October 2008, 06:08 PM
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What's next?
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Re: John Carew
We play horrible football because our coach is a cowardous cunt. We still haven't won a game this year and we won't beat Holland on Wednesday. The Norwegian FA is run by the characters from Scooby Doo and everything is just miserable about Norwegian "kickball" these days.
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11th October 2008, 09:50 PM
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Re: John Carew
Originally Posted by hamstrung
Got half an eye on this Scotland Norway game.
Norway are a horrible "football" team.
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But still with only a 4 million population a much better team than Scotland and usually England when they are up against each other head to head.
Kindly fuck off.
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11th October 2008, 10:44 PM
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Forumite
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Re: John Carew
I banged a Norwegian bird in Cyprus a few years ago.
She said Norwegian lads are the biggest dickheads in the universe.
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11th October 2008, 11:27 PM
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Another prick on parole
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Re: John Carew
Originally Posted by Dicko
I banged a Norwegian bird in Cyprus a few years ago.
She said Norwegian lads are the biggest dickheads in the universe.
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I guess that was before she got to know you?
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11th October 2008, 11:55 PM
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Re: John Carew
Our friend Code72 / Kaizer had Carew on his comical list of premiership players who are better than Robbie Keane.
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12th October 2008, 12:28 AM
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Red Blooded Male
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Re: John Carew
Was a favourite under rafa at Valencia.
He is dogshit though.
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12th October 2008, 02:04 AM
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Forumite
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Re: John Carew
Originally Posted by Kurt
I guess that was before she got to know you?
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She didn't get a chance to know me.
I had banged her three or four times the night before said it though.
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12th October 2008, 02:07 AM
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Re: John Carew
The best thing about Villa and Carew is that song. It's mildly amusing.
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12th October 2008, 11:18 AM
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Re: John Carew
Originally Posted by Code72
But still with only a 4 million population a much better team than Scotland and usually England when they are up against each other head to head.
Kindly fuck off.
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Haha! Thought you might be along to defend your countrymen.
You're shit. Live with it.
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12th October 2008, 11:22 AM
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Re: John Carew
Originally Posted by hamstrung
Haha! Thought you might be along to defend your countrymen.
You're shit. Live with it.
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I was drunk and a bit pissed off last night because we did not beat Scotland something we should have done.
I sent you a PM earlier to apologise because I told you to fuck off, that was out of order.
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12th October 2008, 11:29 AM
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Re: John Carew
You must have been very drunk, because the PM went to someone else.
No need to apologise anyway, its all part of life's rich tapestry.
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13th October 2008, 07:54 AM
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Re: John Carew
Originally Posted by hamstrung
You must have been very drunk, because the PM went to someone else.
No need to apologise anyway, its all part of life's rich tapestry.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
Funny.
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13th October 2008, 08:34 AM
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Re: John Carew
Hes exactly the type of player Rafa would have at the club now though, which is a little unnerving.
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13th October 2008, 08:41 AM
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Re: John Carew
Originally Posted by woo-lfc
Hes exactly the type of player Rafa would have at the club now though, which is a little unnerving.
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What makes you think that? Having got rid of Crouch precisely because he wasn't wholly compatible with our playing style (if we have one), why would he then go out and get someone like John Carew, who is slow and injury prone? |
13th October 2008, 08:45 AM
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Re: John Carew
Originally Posted by Paul Don
What makes you think that? Having got rid of Crouch precisely because he wasn't wholly compatible with our playing style (if we have one), why would he then go out and get someone like John Carew, who is slow and injury prone?
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Because he also tried to get Heskey in the summer who is slow and injury prone. John Carew scores a lot more goals than Heskey though, and is arguably a better target man. |
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