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Old 20th June 2008, 08:52 AM
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Sam Allardyce

Has just withdrawn from the "race" for the Blackburn Rovers position. So let me get this straight, Paul Ince is about to get the job, so Allardyce withdraws suggesting that he doesn't want it anyway. Erm, ok.
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Old 20th June 2008, 08:53 AM
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Re: Sam Allardyce

Exactly. It's like Andy Cole (and myself) retiring from international football.

I'm taking my ball home.
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Old 20th June 2008, 10:16 AM
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Re: Sam Allardyce

He did it with England as well. Fuckin fat tosspot. I love how Sam "football visionary who has 179 backroom staff scientists" Allardyce cant get a job anywhere. Fuckin hilarious.
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Old 20th June 2008, 10:54 AM
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Re: Sam Allardyce

If he doesn't get a job soon he may disappear off the radar altogether. The game is littered with such examples.
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Old 20th June 2008, 11:13 AM
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"Paul Ince is about to get the job, so Allardyce withdraws suggesting that he doesn't want it anyway. Erm, ok." - haha, knows he was going to lose to a Division 1 manager and wanted to save face! quality!
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Old 20th June 2008, 11:23 AM
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Re: Sam Allardyce

Bloke on Sky hinted that he backed out when he twigged the welcoming from the fans wouldn't be overly warm.
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Old 20th June 2008, 11:33 AM
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Who the fuck would welcome Fat Sham warmly? He's shite.
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Old 20th June 2008, 11:38 AM
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Who the fuck would welcome Fat Sham warmly? He's shite.
Bolton will when they sack Megson half way through next season.
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Old 20th June 2008, 12:55 PM
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Re: Sam Allardyce

If Paul doesn't get on this thread with his copyrighted Allardyce phrase, I'm gonna have to neg his ass.
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Old 20th June 2008, 03:24 PM
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Re: Sam Allardyce

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If he doesn't get a job soon he may disappear off the radar altogether. The game is littered with such examples.
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Old 20th June 2008, 03:30 PM
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Re: Sam Allardyce

Did anyone see him on ITV 4 with Andy Townsend after the Spain - Russia game. Torres hit a shot which was blocked, but Spain had another attacker lying down off the pitch. Fat Sam said it would be interesting to see if the shot had gone in, would the ref have blown for offside giving what happened with Italy and Holland and RVN.

Andy was kissing Sams fat ass, saying it took a manager to spot it. Sam was sitting with a smug look on his face like he was a genius spotting this. Yet not one of them realised that the player lying off field was not interfering with play so the goal would not have been disallowed. Its not the same for Forwards and Defenders in that respect.

Anyway, guess what im trying to say is i hate Fat Sam as he annoys the tits off me. As does his ass kisser Townsend. Twats.
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Old 20th June 2008, 03:54 PM
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Re: Sam Allardyce

Apparently Fat Sam has also just withdrawn from the race to replace Bill Gates at Micorsoft.
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Old 20th June 2008, 04:08 PM
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Did he actually sue the BBC??
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Old 20th June 2008, 04:13 PM
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Re: Sam Allardyce

I love how his brand of football now proceeds him. I reckon whoever's bottom at Christmas might give him a job but no decent stable club would chance upsetting it's fans.
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Old 20th June 2008, 04:17 PM
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Re: Sam Allardyce

Had him on ESPN Asia earlier this season, he makes their regular crappy pundits look good.
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Old 20th June 2008, 04:18 PM
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I have no proof whatsoever that Sam Allardyce doesn't tout season tickets to pay for his wife's crystal meth habit.

None.
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Old 20th June 2008, 05:10 PM
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Re: Sam Allardyce

Withdrawing from the race for the Blackburn job, and others, has to be the managerial equivalent of the blueshite bidding a half million less than other clubs have bid, in the race to sign a player.
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Old 20th June 2008, 05:11 PM
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Re: Sam Allardyce

the trouble with fat sam is that he's a tit.
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