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Old 16th June 2008, 10:09 PM
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Lawro's 'joke'.
Did anyone else get onto Mark Lawrensons 'joke' about Lahm in the second half? When Johnny said "Lamb (that's the way they were pronouncing it, instead of Larm) has really played better in this second half", Lawro said "Yes Lamb's got a spring in his step".

He should get the Chop for that.
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Old 16th June 2008, 10:11 PM
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Re: Lawro's 'joke'.
I thought it was mint.
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Old 16th June 2008, 10:13 PM
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Re: Lawro's 'joke'.
Your kidding me right. Im sure your trying to pull the wool over my eyes.
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Old 16th June 2008, 10:14 PM
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Re: Lawro's 'joke'.
I also liked his comment when the highlights fixed on a slow motion shot of Ballack jumping...

"what the hell is that? this director is going for an oscar i think!" classic lawro
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Old 16th June 2008, 10:18 PM
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Re: Lawro's 'joke'.
Yorkshire Puddings!
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Old 16th June 2008, 10:22 PM
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Re: Lawro's 'joke'.
A lahmentable joke.
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Old 16th June 2008, 10:27 PM
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Re: Lawro's 'joke'.
Thought he missed a trick when Pearce said the Austrian player called Hoffer was nicknamed Jimmy after the US Trade Union leader , surely he was expecting Lawrenson to say something like ' well he's disappeared here tonight alright '.
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Old 16th June 2008, 11:23 PM
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Re: Lawro's 'joke'.
I think lawro must be baa-rmy if he thinks people would laugh at that shit joke.
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Old 16th June 2008, 11:25 PM
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Re: Lawro's 'joke'.
When the managers were flirting, Lawro said 'No Lowe lost there.'

I love Lawro.
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Re: Lawro's 'joke'.
The gay community love his sense of humour*




























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Old 16th June 2008, 11:37 PM
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Re: Lawro's 'joke'.
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Hmmm I wonder if that's true, Gayer do you think Lawro's funny?
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Old 17th June 2008, 08:15 AM
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Re: Lawro's 'joke'.
He certainly knows his way around a can of hair lacquer.
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Old 17th June 2008, 08:43 AM
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Re: Lawro's 'joke'.
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Old 17th June 2008, 09:07 AM
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Re: Lawro's 'joke'.
Is he married? Or is he an I-can't-believe-Ainsley-Harriott's-married type: in-the-closet-but-still-obviously-gay?
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Old 17th June 2008, 09:11 AM
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Re: Lawro's 'joke'.
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad joke
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Old 17th June 2008, 11:44 AM
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Re: Lawro's 'joke'.
He referred to Croatia as Corratia last night. Twice. That's up there with Bennyoon by Pleat but not quite with Bennanoon by M*rson, the thick coked up, gambling addicted, alcoholic wanker.
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Old 17th June 2008, 11:54 AM
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Re: Lawro's 'joke'.
i think lawro looks funny, do ewe?
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