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Old 12th June 2008, 03:42 PM
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Where the hell is Rashid ?

The greatest winger of all time scores for Portugal and not a peep out of Rash !
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Old 12th June 2008, 03:44 PM
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Re: Where the hell is Rashid ?

He's probably out trying to choose which team to support next. What do you reckon of Cazorla, Rash?
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Re: Where the hell is Rashid ?

He is still trying to find the links to prove Fergie was "desperate" to sign him "twice".
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Old 12th June 2008, 03:47 PM
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Re: Where the hell is Rashid ?

He's crying 'cos Quaresma fucked up a trick and fell over the ball shortly after coming on.
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Old 12th June 2008, 03:51 PM
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Re: Where the hell is Rashid ?

He's lying low....
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Old 12th June 2008, 03:54 PM
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Re: Where the hell is Rashid ?

Negotiating with the Americans for Dubai????
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Old 12th June 2008, 03:55 PM
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Re: Where the hell is Rashid ?

He's still out celebrating
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Old 12th June 2008, 03:58 PM
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Re: Where the hell is Rashid ?

He is actually Ricardo Quaresma, so I imagine right now he is rubbing sun lotion into Cristiano Ronaldos back. In a nice smooth circular motion.
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Old 12th June 2008, 04:18 PM
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Re: Where the hell is Rashid ?

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He is actually Ricardo Quaresma, so I imagine right now he is rubbing sun lotion into Cristiano Ronaldos back. In a nice smooth circular motion.
That thought is just wrong, two Guido's donning shit hair and shit oil. Getting each other to rub..................... I'll stop there.
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Old 12th June 2008, 04:19 PM
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Re: Where the hell is Rashid ?

This thread is absolutely hilarious. Great stuff lads.
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Old 12th June 2008, 04:20 PM
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Re: Where the hell is Rashid ?

I spotted him over on LFC online a few days ago.
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Old 12th June 2008, 04:26 PM
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Re: Where the hell is Rashid ?

Here's an idea. When he isn't absolutley overloading us with his Rashness and it going through one of his quiet patches maybe people should lay off trying to smoke him out into the open.

And then nailing him for causing trouble.
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Old 12th June 2008, 05:11 PM
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Re: Where the hell is Rashid ?

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He is actually Ricardo Quaresma, so I imagine right now he is rubbing sun lotion into Cristiano Ronaldos back. In a nice smooth circular motion.
Class!

Is it wrong for a mostly lurker on here like me to think of Rashid the moment Quaresma scored last night? The weapon.
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Old 12th June 2008, 05:16 PM
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Re: Where the hell is Rashid ?

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He is still trying to find the links to prove Fergie was "desperate" to sign him "twice".
Rafa tried to sign him once last summer.
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Re: Where the hell is Rashid ?

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He's probably out trying to choose which team to support next. What do you reckon of Cazorla, Rash?
Exactly how I read him.

Imagine how shocked he'd be if he ever witnessed and understood the working class core of Liverpudlianism.

He should have a bevvy in the Supoprters Club or go round town after a big game with the local support and he'd be sat-naving it to Fulham or the Bridge the following morning.
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Old 12th June 2008, 05:25 PM
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Re: Where the hell is Rashid ?

he decided to take a rest to prove that this site dosent need him to go into meltdown
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Old 12th June 2008, 05:27 PM
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he decided to take a rest to prove that this site dosent need him to go into meltdown
It certainly doesn't need him when it's got you in full-on "on my jam rag" mode.
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