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Old 10th June 2008, 02:33 PM
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i met this manc girl on holiday a year or two back and ended up swapping adresses (i gave a false one, obviously) and numbers and shit.

anyway, she has since moved to wales and i got a text giving me her new adress and that. she phoned me the other day to see if i was going back to the same place on holiday this year and we got talking....i ended up asking why she moved to wales when all she had to do was go down the road and live in a great place like liverpool. the reply was, 'ma ma wanted somewhere quiet plus ma da hates scousers'.

silly thing to say........... i sent a letter adressed to a Mr. P*** S********(her dad) saying the following;

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Dear P***,

I am writing to you regarding your recent move from Manchester to Wales. May i just take this opportunity to cangratulate for finally seeing through the smog and realising what a skid mark on the pants of europe manchester really is! well done!
Now if i may take a second to ask you why you chose to up sticks and move to Mold when all you had to do was move down the road to the grand old city of Liverpool? sounds good eh? why you chose to leave manchester doesn't supprise me, but the reason you chose to be surrounded by sheep rather than european cups and league titles escapes me?

Each to their own I suppose.

Yours,

A Liverpudlian.

PS. please find attached the files which you may find helpful.

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i attached 11 pictures of his daughter in various states of undress and performing sexual acts (including a finger up the wrong 'un).

we all know i'm shite at writing letters but i think the look on his face when he saw the photo's would of been classic!

just thought i'd let you know my story TBh lads.........
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Old 10th June 2008, 02:37 PM
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Re: silly manc
Sounds like youve;

a) got too much spare time on your hands
b) got a very creative imagination
c) havent heard of emails as you write eachother letters

Still pretty funny. Good stuff rob.
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Old 10th June 2008, 02:39 PM
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Re: silly manc
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Sounds like youve;

a) got too much spare time on your hands
b) got a very creative imagination
c) havent heard of emails as you write eachother letters

Still pretty funny. Good stuff rob.
a) your right, i work in an office and get bored.
B) it was quite creative, i put everything in so when he pulled it out the pics fell all over the place and i even used a little private and confidential stamp so he defo openned it.
C) email wouldn't of had as much effect!
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Haha that is absolute quality. Good work, Mr f.
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LOL! Oh my god.
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LOL! Oh my god.
it wasn't you was it?
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By the way RobbieF. Make this thread NSFW and put those pics up here.
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Old 10th June 2008, 02:45 PM
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it wasn't you was it?
No, if I was a manc i'd probably contemplate suicide.
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Re: silly manc
I can understand why you wanted to get at the dad, but the girl hadn't actually done anything wrong, had she? So, to be honest, attaching those photos is the act of a complete tool.
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By the way RobbieF. Make this thread NSFW and put those pics up here.
that's one too far but for zee future, for sure, there are possibilities, no?
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I can understand why you wanted to get at the dad, but the girl hadn't actually done anything wrong, had she? So, to be honest, attaching those photos is the act of a complete tool.
that's what you get for being a slag.

edit: it's different if they are fit. obviously.
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No, if I was a manc i'd probably contemplate suicide.

CONTEMPLATE?
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that's one too far but for zee future, for sure, there are possibilities, no?
So she's rotten then?
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So she's rotten then?
rotten? put it this way, to move from manchester to wales you must be pretty bad.com
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Bad.com?

I really must move with the times.
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Not sure whether thats funny or you are a complete twat.......bit of both i reckon!!
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The beef gets worse every day, he is just a parody I am certain.
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