Liverpool players you cant stand

[Mendoza]

John Arne Riise- join date May 2008. Gotta be a wum.

[John Arne Riise]

Originally Posted by gkmacca

I wish someone, one day, would psychoanalyse the hapless poltroon. He's always struck me as an historically eccentric young lad. His first season was all athletic runs and showing off of the six pack. Then he got sluggish and confessed to having eaten 'too many packets of crisps'! Then he dyed his hair brown, only for some people to mistake him for a brown-haired bloke who'd used to dye his hair ginger, so he gave up and reverted to nature. Then he somehow contrived to lose a fortune, upset a mass of models, lost/sold his medal, lost his paystub, went bust again, played shite on the pitch, got another idiotic haircut, played even shiter. Is there some Norwegian equivalent of Jimmy Fivebellies lurking around him?

I don't know were to start. I'm not going to neg you for that post, altough I'm sure many others will. But that's not the way to go for me. First I like to point out. A short hair style that suits you and your lifestyle can dramatically change the way you feel and look-- it can boost your confidence, make you look younger, and reduce the amount of time and money you spend on hair care. Secondly, his hair wasn't brown! It was 'Auburn'.
Riise never confessed to eating to many packets of crisps! He's always taken care of his body and fitness and that's why all these girls keeps harassing him. He can't be blamed for that. The club should be standing up for him, sorting that out, but just like the fans the management don't seem to realize this mans absolute importance for Liverpool Football Club.
Regarding his economical situation, most of it is evil rumors from jealous Liverpool fans like yourself and Evertonians. The rest is the effect of the clubs under-valuating, if the club were to pay him his worth he would be able to act like a superstar off the pitch too, not only on it.

[John Arne Riise]

Originally Posted by woo-lfc

Im grasping for straws because rafa knows riises time at anfield is up, so riise is not playing as much. Ok well can you explain why he scored that own goal when anyone with 'tactical sense' would have cleared it with their right foot???

Riise has been a great servant to liverpool and most of my memories of him will be fond ones, but hes been awful the past two seasons and his time is up. All the best john.

Thats going to break your heart aswell but tough shit.

No, Rafa is obviously saving Riise for the next season. He's been playing a lot of games and he deserves a rest.

The own goal, ha. You kneejerker. I bet you loved Riise before that own goal.
It could happen to anybody. If Fernando Torres (who you obviously love in a non heterosexual way) were standing on the exact spot as Riise did he'd done the same thing, Ok? And then you'd be ranting about how poor Torres was, not Riise.

I think you need to look at the state of your own heart before commenting on mine. There I said it.

[John Arne Riise]

Originally Posted by Crazyhorse7778

Riise is shite.

You are a unwashed desperate reddish boil who drives for the raving horny toad and the skanky cockroach.

[Mendoza]

[woo-lfc]

Originally Posted by John Arne Riise

No, Rafa is obviously saving Riise for the next season. He's been playing a lot of games and he deserves a rest.

The own goal, ha. You kneejerker. I bet you loved Riise before that own goal.
It could happen to anybody. If Fernando Torres (who you obviously love in a non heterosexual way) were standing on the exact spot as Riise did he'd done the same thing, Ok? And then you'd be ranting about how poor Torres was, not Riise.

I think you need to look at the state of your own heart before commenting on mine. There I said it.

Ok, if riises here next season I will give you a tenner (or donate it to a worthy cause as we do on here). If you read my post you would see ive been pissed off at riise for the past two seasons, so i disliked him before the goal and dislike him after it. I love torres in every sort of way, and had it of been torres who scored the own goal I would have said "oh well, he cant stop scoring infront of the kop", hes still fucking class though. John Arne Riise would come second in my list of greatest scandanvian defenders who have played for us though , behind Sami obivously.

[gkmacca]

He did say he ate too many crisps. Fact! Sorry, JAR, but do a search: he said it!

[GOLDMEMBER]

Originally Posted by John Arne Riise

No, Rafa is obviously saving Riise for the next season. He's been playing a lot of games and he deserves a rest.

The own goal, ha. You kneejerker. I bet you loved Riise before that own goal.
It could happen to anybody. If Fernando Torres (who you obviously love in a non heterosexual way) were standing on the exact spot as Riise did he'd done the same thing, Ok? And then you'd be ranting about how poor Torres was, not Riise.

I think you need to look at the state of your own heart before commenting on mine. There I said it.

Wa the fu.... Who are you, are you his dad?

[gkmacca]

Originally Posted by John Arne Riise

First I like to point out. A short hair style that suits you and your lifestyle can dramatically change the way you feel and look-- it can boost your confidence, make you look younger, and reduce the amount of time and money you spend on hair care. Secondly, his hair wasn't brown! It was 'Auburn'.

I love this guy!

[John Arne Riise]

Originally Posted by woo-lfc

Ok, if riises here next season I will give you a tenner (or donate it to a worthy cause as we do on here). If you read my post you would see ive been pissed off at riise for the past two seasons, so i disliked him before the goal and dislike him after it. I love torres in every sort of way, and had it of been torres who scored the own goal I would have said "oh well, he cant stop scoring infront of the kop", hes still fucking class though. John Arne Riise would come second in my list of greatest scandanvian defenders who have played for us though , behind Sami obivously.

Finland isn't a part of Scandinavia. Once again the ugly face of ignorance is staring at us. And Hyypia isn't half the player Riise is. He should be happy to lace Riises right boot, not to say cheering to play alongside him.

You say yo've been "pissed of at Riise forever", now, yes. Did you standing behind him with that ice pickaxe the day he scored his screamer against the Mancs too, every time he humiliated Chelsea, when he outplayed Barcelona on his own? People with your double standards... I sometimes despair....

Originally Posted by gkmacca

He did say he ate too many crisps. Fact! Sorry, JAR, but do a search: he said it!

That's simply not true. You're all part of this malicious media-spin against Riise. It's making me feel sick.

[LFC Brian]

I used to hate Bjornebye,dunno why,I just thought he was truly shite,also when I got an autograph off him outside Melwood his car stunk of shite

[John Arne Riise]

Originally Posted by Mendoza

What are you laughing at?!

GET OFF THIS THREAD!

[gkmacca]

Originally Posted by John Arne Riise

That's simply not true. You're all part of this malicious media-spin against Riise. It's making me feel sick.

Try laying off the crisps, then, mate.

[madstock]

Diouf was not only a disgraceful player, but a disgraceful human being with no real apparent redeeming features.

I don't hate any current player, although I still give a rueful shake of the head when people tell me that the captain is a legend of the highest order; his lack of dignity and class in the past cut deep.

I'm sure he is able to sleep at night knowing that I'm not a huge fan mind you, and he can play a bit.

[woo-lfc]

Originally Posted by John Arne Riise

Finland isn't a part of Scandinavia. Once again the ugly face of ignorance is staring at us. And Hyypia isn't half the player Riise is. He should be happy to lace Riises right boot, not to say cheering to play alongside him.

You say yo've been "pissed of at Riise forever", now, yes. Did you standing behind him with that ice pickaxe the day he scored his screamer against the Mancs too, every time he humiliated Chelsea, when he outplayed Barcelona on his own? People with your double standards... I sometimes despair

I am doing this simply to annoy you. I lost any sort of desire to have a civil debate with you when you said riise has been a greater servant to the club than hyypia. Oh and saying hes one of the top 5 players of all time is just funny.

[Mendoza]

Originally Posted by John Arne Riise

What are you laughing at?!

GET OFF THIS THREAD!

[woo-lfc]

Originally Posted by John Arne Riise

John Arne Riises penis is small and smooth like a cocktail sausage. His ginger pubes feel like a rug.

Excuse me?

[John Arne Riise]

Originally Posted by woo-lfc

I am doing this simply to annoy you. I lost any sort of desire to have a civil debate with you when you said riise has been a greater servant to the club than hyypia. Oh and saying hes one of the top 5 players of all time is just funny.

He's name comes with a capital 'R', wool! That, right there, just show your lack of respect for our players.

[John Arne Riise]

Originally Posted by woo-lfc

Excuse me?

Very mature, wool. You unveil your class this early, eh. sHows what you Riise-bashers are really made of. No real arguments. Just big mouths. Go and play with the other gingerhaters.

[woo-lfc]

Originally Posted by John Arne Riise

Very mature, wool. You unveil your class this early, eh. sHows what you Riise-bashers are really made of. No real arguments. Just big mouths. Go and play with the other gingerhaters.

Ron Weasley can fuck off the cunt!