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Martin Tyler / Sky commentary
I demand to know where I can write in and complain. Martin Tyler blatantly mentioned West Ham a minute ago. This game is all about Maaaan Yoooo. It's nothing whatsoever to do with West Ham and I demand an explanation as to the disgraceful behaviour of this commentator.
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Why put yourself through it and watch it?
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Why put yourself through it and watch it?
Because somewhere deep in my heart I really, truly hope to witness either a West Ham comeback, Ronaldo breaking both his legs or Slur Alex dying of a heart attack on the touchline as someone mentioned in the Curbishley thread. Any of those things would truly make my fucking weekend.
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I am going to make some red pepper relish soon.

Mmmmmm relish.
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I am going to make some red pepper relish soon.

Mmmmmm relish.
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Because somewhere deep in my heart I really, truly hope to witness either a West Ham comeback, Ronaldo breaking both his legs or Slur Alex dying of a heart attack on the touchline as someone mentioned in the Curbishley thread. Any of those things would truly make my fucking weekend.
More chance of the Moon crashing into Mars.
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You can have the recipe if you want.

Top stuff, especially with cheese.
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After the third goal I switched over to Celtic as I could not stand it any more and then at half time in the Celtic game was forced by my young son (he does not understand as he is too young what MUFC stand for) to switch back and found that WH had scored!! Then the sending off came so it got even better.

The half time analysis of the sending off really made me mad tho - no mention at all by Keys and co of the blatant attempt at cheating by Nani - which was a disgraceful action and not I am afraid untypical of so many Portuguese players - Deco, Boa Morte, Ronaldo to a degree (especially when he first came to England) ...etc. And don't even get me started on Jose as a manager and the conduct of Porto V Celtic in the EUFA Cup final a few years ago.

Anyone remember the cheat fest mascherading as a world cup game - Portugal V Holland when the ref sent off 2 of each team and I think booked 16altogether for which he got no end of stick as probably there were far worse incidents than some of the sendings off but due to the attitude of both teams as a game it was almost impossible to officiate with diving and stuff going on behind the refs back all the time.

Disgraceful. And here Sky do not even highlight what Nani did. Shocking. He was off anyway for the butt, he should be further punished by the FA for his blatant attempt at cheating but will he be? - I won't hold my breath.
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Re: Martin Tyler / Sky commentary
Couldn't agree more Cracker.
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tyler is a liverpool fan, u wouldnt be able to tell though!
GOD,this is hard to fucking take,watching them win no 17.!!! i just had some texts reminding me there only one behind us now in titles,and if im honest we havnt got a chance of getting no 19 with the players we have and have been linked with so far!
and it gets worse...chelsea v mancs in moscow, i think i need to leave the country for 2months,i cant bare any more of this.
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After the third goal I switched over to Celtic as I could not stand it any more and then at half time in the Celtic game was forced by my young son (he does not understand as he is too young what MUFC stand for) to switch back and found that WH had scored!! Then the sending off came so it got even better.

The half time analysis of the sending off really made me mad tho - no mention at all by Keys and co of the blatant attempt at cheating by Nani - which was a disgraceful action and not I am afraid untypical of so many Portuguese players - Deco, Boa Morte, Ronaldo to a degree (especially when he first came to England) ...etc. And don't even get me started on Jose as a manager and the conduct of Porto V Celtic in the EUFA Cup final a few years ago.

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Disgraceful. And here Sky do not even highlight what Nani did. Shocking. He was off anyway for the butt, he should be further punished by the FA for his blatant attempt at cheating but will he be? - I won't hold my breath.
He didn't half take his time to get off the pitch either. Will he get the extra game ban Mascher did? Also, there's been no mention of the blatant handball by Brown at 1-1.
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Ermmmm, just cancel sky sports till end of august, unless you like Cricket!
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Despite the loss at the chavs, the filth will still win the PL and, gulp, the CL.

My big fear is this filth side could win a couple more CL's in the next 5 seasons. Where's a sharp knife?
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tyler is a liverpool fan, u wouldnt be able to tell though!
I thought he was an Arsenal fan, im sure ive heard him say that before.

Im so glad I wasn't home to watch the game, couldn't take watching West ham lay down for them.
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Despite the loss at the chavs, the filth will still win the PL and, gulp, the CL.

My big fear is this filth side could win a couple more CL's in the next 5 seasons. Where's a sharp knife?
I think this is likely, we better get used to it.
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I thought he was an Arsenal fan, im sure ive heard him say that before.

The last I heard, he was claiming to be a Woking fan.
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I am going to make some red pepper relish soon.

Mmmmmm relish.
I fucked it. Got too busy on the PC and now have a conjealed red pepper mass on the bottom of the pan.

I blame Tyler, the cunt.
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Re: Martin Tyler / Sky commentary
The result of this game settled the minute Curbishley said he wanted the Scum to win the league the other day. It was disgraceful bearing in mind they had to play them today and a full investigation should be carried out. It wont though, it never doies when the twats are involved.
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I cancelled Sky Sports just after our game up at Manchester. Just don't give the buggers your money.
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Re: Martin Tyler / Sky commentary
I didn't used to mind Tyler but he's a bit of a knob these days.
At one point today Gray said something like (criticising Curbishley) "It's not my place to question managers at this level..." to which Tyler interrupted "Yes it is".
I thought that was well out of order, the prick.

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Re: Martin Tyler / Sky commentary
Where I come from, Martin Tyler's voice is so strongly tied to football commentary, I'm unused to hearing other people commentate. I do like his voice.
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