New chants for Wednesday at 'the bridge?'

[isr]

Originally Posted by theRedHorse

I'm a chelsea fan, with a chelsea flag
Life is plastic, its fantastic.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

[jon lad]

Originally Posted by theRedHorse
I'm a chelsea fan, with a chelsea flag
Life is plastic, its fantastic.

this needs to be sung at the garden shed tommorrow. it is the best song in our collection. please someone set it in motion. Not going tomorrow and would love to hear that booming out as we fucking romp over these wideboys

[Mark P]

Originally Posted by westderbian

Should be sung just after Torres has completed his trick.

How about instead of thinking up a new song we get everyone to learn a quality old one. My suggestion would be 'Rafa in Istanbul' -

(To the tune Ghost Riders In The Sky)

Mourinho said don't worry, Chelsea have nothing to fear
But how he went so quiet, when up popped Luis Garcia
His shot it had no power, but then he took his goal
and now he's taking Rafa to Istanbul

Rafael, Rafael, Rafa in Istanbul

Benitez said don't worry, I'll wipe away your tears
Cos Stevie G's a Red and a Red he'll be for years
You can keep your John Terry, stick your Lampard up your arse
Cos Carragher is here and Gerrard's staying ours

Rafael, Rafael, Rafa in Istanbul

Love that song...how about a final verse, to finish it off?!

40 thousand kopites all descended on Turkey
Through Maldini and Crespo, Milan had soon scored three
You'll Never Walk Alone, we sung it for our fucking lives
The Redmen then scored 3 themselves...and brought home Number 5...

[Spy Bee]

That's a terrible verse, it doesn't scan, it doesn't fit.

How the fuck anyone thought of that Barbie one is beyond me.Talk about the blurred line between insanity and genius.

[Mark P]

Originally Posted by Spy Bee

That's a terrible verse, it doesn't scan, it doesn't fit.

It does if you take out "all" in the first line!!