Women and football

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Originally Posted by Nunavut Patrick

I missed out on the Bayern-Zenit game because my wife slipped down the stairs (the first step is full of ice from a faulty eavestrough) and then slid down the ice pack where the stairs end where she then careened into the '98 Jeep Cherokee. She had to take the day off because whe wrenched he back and bruised her shoulder in the fall.

Because I found this rather amusing she said there was no way I was watching fucking football unless I shovelled steps into the snow. She watched some soap opera- now what is the point of that?

What am I? A fucking Sherpa?

I haven't managed to slip all winter.

I bet you got blamed as well for not fixing the guttering in the first place.