The ISSUE 63 thread

[dave u]

It will be Carra holding up his newly acquired Champions League winners medal.

[Randy Marsh]

Originally Posted by real red

Always feel sad about "last of the season" things.

We should have a competition to predict what the front page topic will be for the next issue.

Anyway, not had time to do more than read the captions and that "Keep off the grass" one tickled me far more than it should have done.

Also noticed there's a bit on TTW&R, which might also make me feel sad.

Damn.

This isn't making it sound like a good issue.

People don't want to buy stuff that makes them feel sad.

Wait - there's an answer!

I've just noticed an article about the misfortunes of Monty! Something to laugh about at last.

Available from both good bookstores.

Probably the best caption in TLW history. The poster who came up with that must be one whitty sexy bastard

[real red]

Originally Posted by dave u

It will be Carra holding up his newly acquired Champions League winners medal.

Better be. I'll hold you personally responsible if he's not now.

Mrs RR is pissing herself at the captions too. They must be good.

[Arnaud]

A very sad day indeed .. I was supposed to receive my issue today, and nothing in the mail box ...

[Ted]

Loving that photoshop display.

My mother approves of the captions too.

[dave u]

Originally Posted by Arnaud

A very sad day indeed .. I was supposed to receive my issue today, and nothing in the mail box ...

As the great Gary Barlow sings so beautifully: "Just have a little patience"

[dalglish2rush]

superb as usual lads, was gutted when i read ttw&r is finished for good.i loved that mag,

the caption with rafa pointing out of the stadium and the words...." and any of u have unplanned pregnancies during the season and u can piss off and be with your mate xabi.
am i clear!"

world class that!....keep up the good work lads.

[Karl]

Read most of mine in bed this morning, really good issue Dave. I really enjoyed Paul's article about taking his lad for the first time, nice one Paul.

I was sat at the computer earlier and the missus picked it up and was laughing at the "Unsuitable for children and Evertonians" on the front page, another convert I think.

[Remmie]

Suggestion - I'd imagine all the awesome Torres photoshopping costs you quite a lot in ink hence its only on one page - well I reckon you should ration the images to 1 A4 image per edition so that it can be cut out and used like a poster instead of doing loads at once...

My friends read my pience in the burning question section. Suffice to say the didn't have a fucking clue what I was on about as they don't follow footie.

[Paul]

This made me laugh a lot:

"Realisation of how good a player like Mascherano (the non-flashy, unsung hero kind of player) is tends to go in this order: manager, teammates, fans and local press, other clubs' players and fans, blind people, national journalists, those who don't like football, the deceased and finally Soccer Saturday pundits."

[Randy Marsh]

Originally Posted by Paul

This made me laugh a lot:

"Realisation of how good a player like Mascherano (the non-flashy, unsung hero kind of player) is tends to go in this order: manager, teammates, fans and local press, other clubs' players and fans, blind people, national journalists, those who don't like football, the deceased and finally Soccer Saturday pundits."

I found that bit funny. Its actually true aswell.

Just noticed you're from Oxton Paul. They do some fuckin crackin pork pies in that butchers in the middle of the village. Had one yesterday, it was sex in pastry.

[Paul]

Originally Posted by Randy Marsh

I found that bit funny. Its actually true aswell.

Just noticed you're from Oxton Paul. They do some fuckin crackin pork pies in that butchers in the middle of the village. Had one yesterday, it was sex in pastry.

Adams. It's ace, isn't it?

[Remington]

Received my copy today! Great work! And I was happy to see my Star Wars stuff in full color print.

[loadsoftrophies]

Yay i got mine today along with my Josemi fridge magnet, a wonderful start to the day it was.

[dave u]

No home should be without one of those Josemi fridge magnets. There's one on my fridge.

[Arnaud]

Originally Posted by dave u

As the great Gary Barlow sings so beautifully: "Just have a little patience"

Which is not something I Have a lot ... I got it monday actually, as good as ever ...

I love to get it on saturday though as I can indulge in reading it as soon as I get it

[El Rojo]

Looks great from the pieces I've skimmed through so far.

Was literally in tears with laughter at the 'pigs/gorillas' and 'pregnant badger' Richard Keyes comments in the best of the forum, missed them online.

Excellent stuff.