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Old 31st March 2008, 04:08 PM
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New Yakubu song !
Just got a text with the following Fat Yak song on it

To the tune of the Torres song

His passport said hes 23 the Yak the Yak
But he looks like an OAP the Yak the Yak
Hes rounder than a goldfish bowl
and he set up Fernandos goal
Hes big Yakubu,Purple Akis Twin

I laughed anyway !!
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Old 31st March 2008, 04:12 PM
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i laughed too. very good
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Old 31st March 2008, 04:22 PM
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Re: New Yakubu song !
Top draw that.

Feed the Yak and, Feed the Yak and, Feed the Yak and he'll get fat, Feed the Yak and he'll get fat!

plus the You're just a fat Purple Aki/You're just a fat Emile Heskey songs.

I can see a compliation album out soon!
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Old 31st March 2008, 04:25 PM
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Re: New Yakubu song !
Feed the Yak and he will score? Nah thats shit
Feed the Yak and he will GROW!
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Old 31st March 2008, 04:29 PM
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Old 31st March 2008, 04:35 PM
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Re: New Yakubu song !
Top drawer that. And the caption.
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Old 31st March 2008, 04:41 PM
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Old 31st March 2008, 04:56 PM
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Re: New Yakubu song !
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Top draw that.

Feed the Yak and, Feed the Yak and, Feed the Yak and he'll get fat, Feed the Yak and he'll get fat!

plus the You're just a fat Purple Aki/You're just a fat Emile Heskey songs.

I can see a compliation album out soon!
Shout of the match that. Pissed myself when i heard it.
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Old 31st March 2008, 05:02 PM
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I laughed. That's a good one.
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Old 31st March 2008, 06:01 PM
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Everton training this morning following Derby defeat.....

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Old 31st March 2008, 06:03 PM
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Everton training this morning following Derby defeat.....

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Old 31st March 2008, 08:34 PM
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Re: New Yakubu song !
Anybody think gerrard needs a new song?

to torres tune

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He won the cup for us against West Ham West Ham,
Turned Chelsea down because their shite,
to play for us with all his mite
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Old 31st March 2008, 09:01 PM
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Re: New Yakubu song !
Lets just keep that tune for Torres. You know it makes sense.
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Old 31st March 2008, 09:15 PM
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Old 1st April 2008, 02:33 AM
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Re: New Yakubu song !
the fat purple Aki song never really caught on 50pc of Anfield prob did'nt have a clue who Purple Aki is!
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Old 1st April 2008, 02:54 AM
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That is class I nearly shat my pants laughing.
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Old 1st April 2008, 03:34 AM
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Re: New Yakubu song !
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Shout of the match that. Pissed myself when i heard it.
Not according to Dominic King at the echo it weren't.
Apparently it made his skin crawl as it was just as bad as the Gerrard and Michael shields songs.
There's one set of fans more than any that need to define the line between bad taste and a bit of a laugh Dominic, and it's the group of specimens that you travel round with every week, so please don't tar us with the same bruch as you do them.
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Old 1st April 2008, 09:01 AM
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He was one of us too once you know.
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Re: New Yakubu song !
He plays for the blueshite and he's crap
'bout 16 stone of rollin' fat
Without the chips and sweets galore
That fat bastard won't ever score
Yakety Yak (he's so crap)

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Aki??
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