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Old 27th March 2008, 08:41 PM
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Gerrard's Ma?
Would you?

I was reading his autobiography last night and saw a picture of her in there, not bad for an older sort.
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My remote viewing skills aren't what they used to be since I left the CIA, pics please young'un!
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Hang on then.
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Re: Gerrard's Ma?
Here you go.

http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/paris-parents.jpg

Not as good as the one of her in his book mind. She's got the fake tan and nails down to a T in that.
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Re: Gerrard's Ma?


You sure that's not heather mills's mother?
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It came up as his on google.

Thinking about it she had a rounder face so it probably aint.
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Re: Gerrard's Ma?
She's got no foot!?!
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She's not got no right foot, is she Riise's ma?
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She's not got no right foot, is she Riise's ma?
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David Hasselhof's let himself go a bit as well... are they Farah?
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Here you go.

http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/paris-parents.jpg

Not as good as the one of her in his book mind. She's got the fake tan and nails down to a T in that.
Not Gerrards Ma.
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It looks like Meryl Streep

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Re: Gerrard's Ma?
Oddly enough from the title of the picture, that's Paris Hilton's parents.
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jeremy clarkson has done alright for himself.
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I would anyway
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Not his ma, but would his Missus..

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All these saying 'I would!' are obviously not getting any, full stop!
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It would be if it wasn't actually her left leg that appears to be missing.
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