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Old 12th March 2008, 06:05 AM
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Apparently...

...tonights result was another "Redshite conspiracy". We bought the ref, had a flukey goal, had a lucky bounce every time on the ball, and inter simply "rolled over for us". It was apparently never a sending off, and Inter where cheated out the tie. That is according to the bitters. Unbelievable.

They really are bitter bitter bastards, they look at football matches in a totally different way to normal human beings. Every game has a conspiracy theory attatched to it, every referee and team somehow wants to do nEverton out of glory. FUCK OFF! I CANT WAIT TO TWAT THESE CUNTS IN TWO WEEKS. BITTER LITTLE SHITS!

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Old 12th March 2008, 07:55 AM
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I love the way they start clapping every time they get a throw in. Sad bastards there playing a "decent" team tonight im going for 3-0 fiorentina!
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Old 12th March 2008, 08:18 AM
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Re: Apparently...

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...tonights result was another "Redshite conspiracy". We bought the ref, had a flukey goal, had a lucky bounce every time on the ball, and inter simply "rolled over for us". It was apparently never a sending off, and Inter where cheated out the tie. That is according to the bitters. Unbelievable.
Really?

In what way is this unbelievable, coming from them?

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Old 12th March 2008, 08:50 AM
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Have they ever given a thought to the damage they will do to Gerards kid when it grows up,I mean for fucks sake I have even seen bitter women singing it,dont they have kids of their own, old bog eyes has to take the blame as well with the bile that come form his gob
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Old 12th March 2008, 09:06 AM
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They'll lose tonight.
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Old 12th March 2008, 09:07 AM
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They'll lose tonight.
and I fancy Fulham to get a point to cap a perfect week.
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Old 12th March 2008, 09:13 AM
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Re: Apparently...

Just to make the bitters even more bitter! 2-1 to the Viola tonight 1-0 to Fulham on saturday another Jimmy Bullard special and then a 3-1 derby win im going to put a quid on that reckon the odds would be mad!
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Old 12th March 2008, 09:18 AM
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and I fancy Fulham to get a point to cap a perfect week.
They will beat Fulham to be fair to them. Our next four games in the league are absolutely crucial because they have got some piss easy fixtures, as well as three tough ones. Similar to ourselves.
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Old 12th March 2008, 09:57 AM
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Re: Apparently...

They will get knocked out of the inferior UEFA Cup by a much inferior Italian team to the one we just beat in the superior CL. They do my head in!

We really need to stay on our game through the Man Utd-Everton-Arsenal sequence.
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Old 12th March 2008, 10:02 AM
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Re: Apparently...

Originally Posted by kop88 View Post
...tonights result was another "Redshite conspiracy". We bought the ref, had a flukey goal, had a lucky bounce every time on the ball, and inter simply "rolled over for us". It was apparently never a sending off, and Inter where cheated out the tie. That is according to the bitters. Unbelievable.
You sound surprised?
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Old 12th March 2008, 10:28 AM
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Re: Apparently...

Originally Posted by kop88 View Post
...tonights result was another "Redshite conspiracy". We bought the ref, had a flukey goal, had a lucky bounce every time on the ball, and inter simply "rolled over for us". It was apparently never a sending off, and Inter where cheated out the tie. That is according to the bitters. Unbelievable.

They really are bitter bitter bastards, they look at football matches in a totally different way to normal human beings. Every game has a conspiracy theory attatched to it, every referee and team somehow wants to do nEverton out of glory. FUCK OFF! I CANT WAIT TO TWAT THESE CUNTS IN TWO WEEKS. BITTER LITTLE SHITS!

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I thank the lord
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with none of that blueshite bitterness"
Like they do for United everytime they play each other you mean?
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Old 12th March 2008, 10:30 AM
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The whole world loves Liverpool FC so much, they allow us to walk to trophies without putting in any effort.
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Old 12th March 2008, 10:52 AM
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Re: Apparently...

Collina was brought out of retirement just so everton didnt win you know. . .
Mark Clattenberg is a Kopite. . .
The babies not Gerrards. . .
Aggers on Drugs and has been shagging a gangsters moll. . .
Houllier is a peado. . .
Carragher has an everton tattoo . . .
Its all true, its all true because everton fans say so.
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Old 12th March 2008, 12:34 PM
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Collina was brought out of retirement just so everton didnt win you know. . .
Mark Clattenberg is a Kopite. . .
The babies not Gerrards. . .
Aggers on Drugs and has been shagging a gangsters moll. . .
Houllier is a peado. . .
Carragher has an everton tattoo . . .
Its all true, its all true because everton fans say so.
And dont forget the best wishes that rung round Goodison for Rafa, after his dad died (apart from where my boss sits as he never heard it). Oh, and their kind enquries as to Houliers health after his heart op. I was so touched.
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Old 12th March 2008, 12:48 PM
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blueshite is a disease, they are the sperm their mom should of spat out!
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Old 12th March 2008, 12:49 PM
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blueshite is a disease, they are the sperm their mom should of spat out!
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Yank.
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