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Old 11th March 2008, 10:30 PM
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Javier Mascherano
Iīm pished,im using a scorchio computer in lanzarote and I donīt care if some pedant moaning penisless wonder moans about some already existing thread But if I was a gayer ,and Javier agreed to it ,id definatly bend over for the lad.Hes a fucking giant of a midget
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Old 11th March 2008, 10:32 PM
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Re: Javier Mascherano
I love him

There was one sliding tackle near our corner where he slid in about a week too early but still got the ball.

He's a warrior and winner.
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I'd let him bum my bird whilst i watched and then drive him home after he's finished. Legend in the making.
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Old 11th March 2008, 10:37 PM
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A monster. Immense.
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Hes a beast of a man!
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Old 11th March 2008, 10:40 PM
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Truly world class
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Old 11th March 2008, 10:42 PM
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Re: Javier Mascherano
dont forget who brought him here Gav
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Old 11th March 2008, 10:43 PM
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Re: Javier Mascherano
If you drop something it will fall towards the earth.

All that lives will eventually die.

If you go up against Mascherano, you will lose.

All universal truths.
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Old 11th March 2008, 10:45 PM
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dont forget who brought him here Gav
here , just cos I want to get a ride of me bird doesnīt mean I want to ride the pilot that brought us here either twatto
Houllier bought Sami and Didi too , donīt mean I want him to treturn qas manager
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Old 11th March 2008, 10:45 PM
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Re: Javier Mascherano
Good Stuff Stu, it's the truth.
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Old 11th March 2008, 10:46 PM
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If you drop something it will fall towards the earth.

All that lives will eventually die.

If you go up against Mascherano, you will lose.

All universal truths.
That is pure poetry.
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here , just cos I want to get a ride of me bird doesnīt mean I want to ride the pilot that brought us here either twatto
Houllier bought Sami and Didi too , donīt mean I want him to treturn qas manager
It is still valid though mate, Rafa deserves enormous credit for getting Mascherano and Torres here. Both world class...
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If you drop something it will fall towards the earth.

All that lives will eventually die.

If you go up against Mascherano, you will lose.

All universal truths.

I got tickets to the 2nd Radiohead dublin nite ,Think Iīm gonna try get javier to tag along with me ,its midweek so shouldīnīt be a issue
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Re: Javier Mascherano
Dunphy and Giles don't rate him. He must be shit.

Regardless, I'd bum him on request.
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Old 11th March 2008, 10:48 PM
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Re: Javier Mascherano
hard to imagine he couldn't get a game for 2 managers at west ham united. proper world class
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Old 11th March 2008, 10:49 PM
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Old 11th March 2008, 10:49 PM
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Rafa is the one and only reason he came to us. My guess is that goes for Torres as well. Wouldn't it be stupid to get rid of someone who can attract talent like that? With other teams above us in spending, isn't that pretty important to get the best?
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