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Old 10th March 2008, 03:28 PM
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Re: DIC: takeover thread

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this thread has really taking a turn for the worse today.

youd think the first place to go to find out whats going on at the club would be one of the various liverpool websites,this place being among the first id point people in the direction of.

id hate to be passing through here looking for the latest updates,its a fucking joke boys.
Imagine how their knowledge of fish would improve. No, far better for everyone to post "still no news", "No, no news here", "I don't have any news", "Nope, nothing here either".
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Old 10th March 2008, 03:31 PM
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Re: DIC: takeover thread

Originally Posted by RedinSweden View Post
Imagine how their knowledge of fish would improve. No, far better for everyone to post "still no news", "No, no news here", "I don't have any news", "Nope, nothing here either".
Surely you would just say nothing if there is nothing to say.
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Old 10th March 2008, 03:33 PM
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Re: DIC: takeover thread

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Surely you would just say nothing if there is nothing to say.
When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown in to the sea.
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Old 10th March 2008, 03:34 PM
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Re: DIC: takeover thread

I've no new news any one else....
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Old 10th March 2008, 03:35 PM
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Re: DIC: takeover thread

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Surely you would just say nothing if there is nothing to say.
that would be shit wouldnt it.
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Re: DIC: takeover thread

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When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown in to the sea.
Is that by a flock of seagulls by any chance?
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Old 10th March 2008, 03:40 PM
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Re: DIC: takeover thread

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Is that by a flock of seagulls by any chance?
It's by Eric Cantona.
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Old 10th March 2008, 03:41 PM
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Re: DIC: takeover thread

Originally Posted by RedinSweden View Post
Imagine how their knowledge of fish would improve. No, far better for everyone to post "still no news", "No, no news here", "I don't have any news", "Nope, nothing here either".
or better still,start a new thread in the general forum for those who feel they need to impress the boys to be accepted.

and leave the football threads alone until theres something worth while to add?
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Old 10th March 2008, 03:41 PM
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Re: DIC: takeover thread

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I've no new news any one else....
No, nothing here. News free zone.
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Old 10th March 2008, 03:43 PM
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Re: DIC: takeover thread

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or better still,start a new thread in the general forum for those who feel they need to impress the boys to be accepted.

and leave the football threads alone until theres something worth while to add?
yes, nothing to do with having a laugh. Oh no. All about impressing people. Are you Rashid's mini me?
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Old 10th March 2008, 03:54 PM
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Re: DIC: takeover thread

Originally Posted by Rafa Shankly View Post
or better still,start a new thread in the general forum for those who feel they need to impress the boys to be accepted.

and leave the football threads alone until theres something worth while to add?
What a miserable bastard you are. I think this thread has had some fine moments.
Why dont you log onto BBC sport and press refresh every 20mins or so. If it happens you will get the news there without the childish humour.
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Old 10th March 2008, 03:56 PM
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Re: DIC: takeover thread

I have some news:

Tom Hicks’ ownership of Liverpool Football Club was today left floundering as his business partner, Mr George Gill, agreed to sell his skate in the club to DIC. It was only the scale of the investment which was left to be decided.

Hick’s carping in the press and his refusal to allow DIC a 50% share led DIC spokesperson Amanda Staveley to call him shellfish.

She said, “Now we have knocked Hicks off his perch. The craberet is over. There is no plaice for Mr Hicks in Liverpool Football Club. His portfolio is purely a bass kit of junk bonds. He has fed the press red herrings but now we have a ray of hope.

The news warmed the cockles of Liverpool fans who gave the news their seal of approval.
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Old 10th March 2008, 03:58 PM
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How to avoid being eaten
1. Piranhas are only found in certain rivers in the Amazon basin. Avoid swimming in South America, unless you have to. If you must bathe there, fill a bucket and wash on land. But look out for Centromochus!

2. Piranha attacks are greatest during the dry season when water levels are lowest and the fish breed, resulting in thousands of hungry young piranhas in the water.

3. Human attacks are most common in areas where human densities are highest in the water, such as popular swimming spots.

4. Noise and splashing attracts piranhas, so try to avoid making a commotion while you're taking a dip. Piranha most commonly attack children for this reason.

5. If you're a menstruating woman, don't swim in the water, as any leaking blood may attract piranhas. In Amerindian villages, women in menstruation are not allowed to bathe for this reason, says Mol.

6. Don't throw dead fish, offal or other food into the water. Piranhas are not strictly carnivorous, so any food in the water might attract them into the area.

7. Piranha attacks are not isolated incidents. If you spot any signs erected by locals saying "Warning Piranhas", it's probably sensible to avoid bathing there.

For more information see the paper: Mol JH (2006) - Attacks on humans by the piranha Serrasalmus rhombeus in Suriname. Studies on Neotropical Fauna and Environment, December 2006; 41(3): 189-195.

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Old 10th March 2008, 04:00 PM
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That's amazing news from Amanda!
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