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Former Newcastle manager Sam Allardyce has risked inciting the anger of the Geordie fans by claiming the Magpies were not a big enough club for him and insisting the St James' Park outfit "didn't live up to my ambitions".

Allardyce arrived in the north-east confidently brandishing a five-year plan to restore success to Newcastle but was afforded just eight months at the helm after a change of ownership brought Mike Ashley to the club.

He dispensed with Allardyce's services after a disappointing start to his tenure and eventually replaced him with Kevin Keegan.

But former Bolton boss Allardyce, who has yet to take a new role in football, has absolved himself of any blame for his aborted stint with United.

"When you get sacked, reflection is a difficult scenario. The one thing you have tio evaluate first and foremost is how much of it was your fault," he told The People.

"I think you can accept it a lot more if you can come to terms with the fact that a good percentage of it was your fault - but that doesn't apply to me at Newcastle."

And Allardyce went on to claim that suggestions he was not up to the task of rebuilding a club famously starved of silverware in recent times were wide of the mark.

"The usual rubbish that goes when someone like me is sacked from a club like Newcastle is that that job was too big for me. That's just not true.

"If I'm honest the reverse is probably true. Newcastle probably wasn't big enough for me - it didn't live up to my ambitions in the short time that I was there. And because it didn't do that the club missed a chance to realise its own ambitions.

"The more I analyse it, the more I come to the conclusion that it was never about me or results.

"It was about things they wanted to put in place."




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Old 10th February 2008, 01:47 PM
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Re: Fat Sam: Is there anybody more deluded than him?
Haha. He's funny.
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Old 10th February 2008, 01:53 PM
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Re: Fat Sam: Is there anybody more deluded than him?
He was on Sky the other week before the Newcastle game and Keys the Muppet was asking him some probing questions about being booed and he had the audacity to say that they weren't really booing him... He then managed to get a dig in at Bolton saying that they are in a relegation battle etc etc .. I was disappointed he didn't refer to himself in the third person as he normally does...
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Re: Fat Sam: Is there anybody more deluded than him?
Short answer: no
Long answer: no, he is a delusional fat cunt.
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Re: Fat Sam: Is there anybody more deluded than him?
oh wth
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Re: Fat Sam: Is there anybody more deluded than him?
How could any any club be big enough for that fat headed fucker,he couldn't even get his head through the wembley entrance if he ever got there. Hope he enjoys his new career on 'Sly sports' cos it will be a long time till another premier club employs this delusional TIT.
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Re: Fat Sam: Is there anybody more deluded than him?
He's like the fat kid that gets the shit kicked out of him by the bullies and then shouts 'let that be a lesson to ya!' out the bus window as he drives past.
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Re: Fat Sam: Is there anybody more deluded than him?
It's all very odd. Surely if you get sacked you have a chance to learn some humility. He did well at Bolton. Nobody can argue with that (though you can certainly argue with their style). He earned a chance with a bigger club and blew it. To now come out with this stuff is ludicrous!

So, for arguments sake, who is bigger than Newcastle? Well, there's the 'big four' - he's got no chance of any of those jobs. Ever. Then you could say Spurs are bigger. Again, he's got no chance of that job. You could argue Everton, Man City and Villa are there or thereabouts. Again, no chance of those jobs.

If he wants another job in the Prem it will have to be with one of the lower clubs, since those jobs tend to come around a fair bit. He's a Boro/Fulham/Wigan calibre manager. Nothing more.
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Re: Fat Sam: Is there anybody more deluded than him?
don't think he blew it at Newcastle as 8 months is no time for anyone to do anything. Clearly the article is deluded somewhat. Newcastle as equally deluded, they just probably saw loads of cash from transfers go missing
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Re: Fat Sam: Is there anybody more deluded than him?
Dont have a problem with him really. OK he said some stuff about Benitez but who hasnt here?
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Re: Fat Sam: Is there anybody more deluded than him?
I just don't like the bloke. Not because of what he said about Benitez, he just comes across as one of those know it all, fat, obnoxious cunts.
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Re: Fat Sam: Is there anybody more deluded than him?
He's right IMO. Newcastle are only a big club in the minds of the deluded Geordies. Fat Sam deserved better given his achivements with Bolton.
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Re: Fat Sam: Is there anybody more deluded than him?
This idiot is ALWAYS on Sky! Is he blackmailing them? They seem to have decided he's a 'national treasure'. If he's not acting as a pundit on a live game he's spreading his capacious arse over the couch on the Sunday highlights show. What the feck is wrong with them? It's him or Peter Reid, week in week out!
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So, for arguments sake, who is bigger than Newcastle?
Err ... Sunderland, Coventry City, Luton Town, Nottingham Forest ....

Basically, anyone who has won a trophy in my lifetime

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"When you get sacked, reflection is a difficult scenario.
Is he really that thick? He makes Ron Atkinson sound like Wittgenstein.
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Err ... Sunderland, Coventry City, Luton Town, Nottingham Forest ....

Basically, anyone who has won a trophy in my lifetime
You forgot to add Oxford United to that list.
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Re: Fat Sam: Is there anybody more deluded than him?
He's an idiot. A total whopper of the highest order.

I had to turn it off before - it was a horrible, nasty love in with Phil Brown and it was making me feel ill. As someone alluded to earlier, is he blackmailing Sky? Because everywhere you move he seems to be on. He'll be doing Super Bowl next.
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Re: Fat Sam: Is there anybody more deluded than him?
He's a fucking tit. End of.