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Old 27th December 2007, 05:42 PM
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The more I hear from this portly biff the more I dislike him.

Apparently he's had a go today at his Newcastle players for "not performing".

Er - just a thought tubby, it might be that the Geordie lunatics are paying you the kings ransom that they are paying you in order that you can get performances out of the players YOU MANAGE. (Caps for emphasis kids)

You seemed more than happy to take the credit for Bolton's "success" when you wanted the England job but now your team is playing shite its nothing to do with you,

ps - your suits are shite as well

pps - I know he'll never read this but I feel better now - Oooh he gets my goat that fella

ppps - I don't want to see any friggin link showing that he takes his share of the blame - this is my " Sam Allardyce gets on my tits thread" so no balancing please
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Old 27th December 2007, 05:54 PM
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Re: Fat Sam
He's an absolute twat.

That owner always standing in the away end with a fucking replica shirt on looks a knobhead aswell
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Old 27th December 2007, 05:56 PM
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He's an absolute twat.

That owner always standing in the away end with a fucking replica shirt on looks a knobhead aswell
Admittedly, he also looks very funny when they lose. It must be ace being the owner of a club, then sitting with the fans when you're getting beat and listening to them boo.
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He's an absolute twat.

That owner always standing in the away end with a fucking replica shirt on looks a knobhead aswell
Hurrah!!

That's eaxctly the level of bile I was hoping for

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Old 27th December 2007, 05:56 PM
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He's an absolute twat.

That owner always standing in the away end with a fucking replica shirt on looks a knobhead aswell
Yep, WATB rules.
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Old 27th December 2007, 06:00 PM
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Re: Fat Sam
Hate the big fat headed twat and it's great to see his "big club" struggling like fuck. Big club my arse. "Shirts off if ya love the toon" Fuck off you dopey, fat newkie brown drinking, ugly cunts!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA He's just named Alan Smith his new captain aswell. Pretty much sums Allardyce and his style up really.
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Old 27th December 2007, 06:07 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA He's just named Alan Smith his new captain aswell. Pretty much sums Allardyce and his style up really.
Really? Jesus wept. What a fucking club they are.
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Really? Jesus wept. What a fucking club they are.
Yep, he's got the "passion" apparently. Forgetting zero football skills though.
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Old 27th December 2007, 06:11 PM
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Yep, he's got the "passion" apparently. Forgetting zero football skills though.
He sound's like a farmer's apprentice.
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Old 27th December 2007, 06:13 PM
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Even my Mum hates him.
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Old 27th December 2007, 06:15 PM
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Even my Mum hates him.
Mine too. And Moyes. And Glenn Roeder, because he looks like he picks up kids in parks.
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Old 27th December 2007, 06:17 PM
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Re: Fat Sam
I utterly despise that fat fucking veiny bag or infected meat, fat and bile. He so in love with himself it's a fucking joke, I saw him on goals on sunday once, unbuttoned 70s shirt, can't remember if he had a medallion or not. I would happily watch a loop of film in which he's punched in the face to the sound of screaming laughter, in fact if anyone can find that on youtube i might crack one out. He also looks like Sad Sack from the raggy dolls, which is an apt description for him and his comedy troop of a team. FUCK YOU YOU FAT CUNT.
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Old 27th December 2007, 06:18 PM
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It's great fun seeing a media darling totally and utterly out of his depth when expectations are different. I'm loving every minute of it. Can't stand him.
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It's great fun seeing a media darling totally and utterly out of his depth when expectations are different. I'm loving every minute of it. Can't stand him.
Humiliating them and him on their own ground earlier this season was particularly good.
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Old 27th December 2007, 06:31 PM
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Come on Paul....give us your copyrighted description again, it always makes me chuckle.
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Old 27th December 2007, 06:44 PM
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He is a knob, but doesn't anyone think he needs a bit more time?

I haven't seen them too much this season to be fair, but it's not like they're languishing in the bottom three, is it?
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Old 27th December 2007, 07:21 PM
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He is a knob, but doesn't anyone think he needs a bit more time?

I haven't seen them too much this season to be fair, but it's not like they're languishing in the bottom three, is it?
Under normal circumstances yes, however since this is the very same whopper who claimed that a man who had led his team to two European Cup Finals in three years was "lucky to still be in a job" i think i'll make an exception.