Light Relief

[Faustus]

Amidst all the shit going on the moment, I thought this gem of a thread may offer some temporary light relief:

http://bluekipper.net/new/index.php?showtopic=55015

Comical stuff, as usual, from our blue brethren.

[Mendoza]

i'm not a member of that shithole so i can't see it. i would imagine its something about them finishing in the top four after their demolition job on the mighty Sunderland. stupid fucking cunts.

[Faustus]

Originally Posted by Mendoza i'm not a member of that shithole so i can't see it. i would imagine its something about them finishing in the top four after their demolition job on the mighty Sunderland. stupid fucking cunts.

It's absolutely hilarious. Some fella makes argues that Everton are a better team than us and proceeds to make a man V man comparison to prove his point. He even claims he'd rather have Cahill in his team than Gerrard. Everybody than proceeds to believe him and those who argue otherwise are labelled "RS sympathisers."

The comedy club.

[philyburkhill]

Howard vs Reina - Close one too close to call
Neville vs Finnan - the latter is vastly over-rated but has the edge over Phil
Yobo vs Agger - Yobo by far
Lescott vs Carragher - Again Joleon no contest, Carragher is slow and has poor technical ability
Baines vs Riise - Baines is younger, quicker and less prone to concentration lapses
Arteta vs Alonso - Mikel by a country mile, best creative mid in Prem
Cahill vs Gerrard - Gerrard is class, but would you really swap Cahill? i wouldn't
Pienaar vs Babel - again very close, maybe Babel has the ede but Pienaar is amazing
Carsley vs Mascherano - Mascherano by miles
Osman vs Kuyt - the later is headless chicken with sily ears, Ossie is in-consistent
Yakubu vs Torres - te yak is better goalscorer but you cant deny the spics class

[stig]

Originally Posted by Mendoza i'm not a member of that shithole so i can't see it. i would imagine its something about them finishing in the top four after their demolition job on the mighty Sunderland. stupid fucking cunts.

me either

[Red Nick]

Well England are getting new football shirts and replacing the 3 lions with 3 tampons. this is to represent the worst fucking period in England's recent history

Note from scotish parliment, come back agent McLaren your work is now complete

[Mendoza]

i might join up.

[Red Nick]

Cahill vs Gerrard - Gerrard is class, but would you really swap Cahill? i wouldn't




Classic

[philyburkhill]

Then a few go on to question why they aren't above us, and it must be Clattenburg.

[stig]

Originally Posted by philyburkhill Howard vs Reina - Close one too close to call Neville vs Finnan - the latter is vastly over-rated but has the edge over Phil Yobo vs Agger - Yobo by far Lescott vs Carragher - Again Joleon no contest, Carragher is slow and has poor technical ability Baines vs Riise - Baines is younger, quicker and less prone to concentration lapses Arteta vs Alonso - Mikel by a country mile, best creative mid in Prem Cahill vs Gerrard - Gerrard is class, but would you really swap Cahill? i wouldn't Pienaar vs Babel - again very close, maybe Babel has the ede but Pienaar is amazing Carsley vs Mascherano - Mascherano by miles Osman vs Kuyt - the later is headless chicken with sily ears, Ossie is in-consistent Yakubu vs Torres - te yak is better goalscorer but you cant deny the spics class

Good grief. That must be a piss-take? is it a proper discussion over there?

[Mendoza]

Yobo vs Agger- Yobo by far.

[philyburkhill]

Its not all of them to be fair, but quite a lot of them.

[Faustus]

The questioning of Carragher's technical ability made me laugh, especially compared to Joleon "the Baresi of the Midlands" Lescott.

[Red Nick]

Gerrard V Cahill was defo light relief

[Mendoza]

Originally Posted by Faustus The questioning of Carragher's technical ability made me laugh, especially compared to Joleon "the Baresi of the Midlands" Lescott.

yeah, Joleon is doing a great job replacing Carra at international level.