Lets put today in layman terms

[Eggzy]

Come on we have all gone about this and that but lets put this to bed in a way we all understand
Your a Sales Rep


1 - Ok you have a new boss that has gave you money to sell your product but expects a return

2 - Is that wrong - no - thats business

3 - You get given a target from August to December to hit specific goals which gets your bonus - which mean more money

4 - If in november you think you may not hit them goals would you expect your bonus - no

5 - Would you expect your boss to say ok matey - never mind - heres more - you gonna change - NO - but you say please me and me mate will get it - ok your right.


5 - Your mate has had enough hes gone to work for Dyson (pako) - so what now, dont worry its not like ive sacked me Youth - Reserve - OAP - Hoover staff is it - not the whole side of the company that got us here b4 has been taken over

6 - Being that the New owners are american you know you have alienated your Euro staff you need to broaden your horizons


7 - so that tactic hasnt worked - so you say the product that i bought 3 mth ago - has its faults and its not the franchise its the manufacturer fault that sold it to me with the benefits that the customers want


Any Business will just say tough titty - you took your chance youve lost

The Main benefector will sit and wait for a new franchise and the customer like Maccis will buy the burger

What im sayin is that as liverpool fans we need to take a step back when there are times of worry

I heard it all in the summer when we thought we were gonna have nought - we ended up with Torres

We got what we wanted then - so until then cant we all just wait and see

[drewy]

Wibble wibble.

You compare the manager of the most decorated Football club in England to a sales rep?

Here's ya coat you nutter.

[Carradona]

Originally Posted by drewy Wibble wibble. You compare the manager of the most decorated Football club in England to a sales rep? Here's ya coat you nutter.

Are you Jonathan Ross?

[TommyW]

hope that didnt take too long to type, its bollocks

[Rashid]

Muppet.

[bossy]

It's capitalist propaganda. And twaddle.

[drewy]

Originally Posted by Carradona Are you Jonathan Ross?

No I'm Wodger Wabbit.

[bobhorse]

By the same set of rules if you take on a role and promise not to do A B and C then go out and do A B C would you ex[ect to still be in that role answer no

A) Won't saddle the club with Debt
B) Will support the Manager
C) We will have to spend a lot of these

Pair of Cunts and are now being shown for what they are

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Originally Posted by drewy Wibble wibble. You compare the manager of the most decorated Football club in England to a sales rep? Here's ya coat you nutter.

I laughed I laughed hard thanks the only thing to make me smile today mate and I owe you a pint lol

[robslappa]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that was a load of shite.

[rebel23]

wrong thread

[Arbeloa]

Originally Posted by Eggzy Come on we have all gone about this and that but lets put this to bed in a way we all understand Your a Sales Rep 1 - Ok you have a new boss that has gave you money to sell your product but expects a return 2 - Is that wrong - no - thats business 3 - You get given a target from August to December to hit specific goals which gets your bonus - which mean more money 4 - If in november you think you may not hit them goals would you expect your bonus - no 5 - Would you expect your boss to say ok matey - never mind - heres more - you gonna change - NO - but you say please me and me mate will get it - ok your right. 5 - Your mate has had enough hes gone to work for Dyson (pako) - so what now, dont worry its not like ive sacked me Youth - Reserve - OAP - Hoover staff is it - not the whole side of the company that got us here b4 has been taken over 6 - Being that the New owners are american you know you have alienated your Euro staff you need to broaden your horizons 7 - so that tactic hasnt worked - so you say the product that i bought 3 mth ago - has its faults and its not the franchise its the manufacturer fault that sold it to me with the benefits that the customers want Any Business will just say tough titty - you took your chance youve lost The Main benefector will sit and wait for a new franchise and the customer like Maccis will buy the burger What im sayin is that as liverpool fans we need to take a step back when there are times of worry I heard it all in the summer when we thought we were gonna have nought - we ended up with Torres We got what we wanted then - so until then cant we all just wait and see

In laymans terms you're a fucking cock

[Bourbon]

Donald Trump there.