tlw footy tonight... - Page 77

Doctor Troy · #**1901** (**permalink**) 21st March 2008, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu Monty

You're too nice chaps, but yes, It was a pretty brilliant entrance. Made all the better for Dave shouting "He's back" as soon as it went in, nice touch.

Soles of my feet are killing, that three month rest made me forget what all that running about does to them. Who was the lad with the BMW on the other side? I remember lifting the ball over his head and as I got it on the other side he booted me square in the balls, unintentionally I'm sure (I thought "Well, I deserved that for being flash").

I'll probably not be about for the next three weeks or so, as that's how long our season lasts and I can't be doing Wednesday training and a Thursday game, but I'll be down to play every week after that hopefully. Oh, and Rene was beautiful again; I'd marry the dude if he asked.

That was me with the BMW - sorry about the volley to the testicles but you were being a flash cunt, you picked the wrong person to do that to as I was in a bad mood cos i couldnt get into the game and my defending was shite! It was an accident, honest....................

Stu Monty · #**1902** (**permalink**) 22nd March 2008, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Troy

That was me with the BMW - sorry about the volley to the testicles but you were being a flash cunt, you picked the wrong person to do that to as I was in a bad mood cos i couldnt get into the game and my defending was shite! It was an accident, honest....................

You seemed quite a dangerous player in and about the box...and then you showed that worked on two levels.

Doctor Troy · #**1903** (**permalink**) 22nd March 2008, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Stu Monty

You seemed quite a dangerous player in and about the box...and then you showed that worked on two levels.

Cheers, I can play decent sometimes but I let my frustration get the better of me and can be out the game for a while. You obviously play to a good standard the way you move the ball about and have a good footballing brain. Didnt mean to boot you in the balls by the way.

dave u · #**1904** (**permalink**) 22nd March 2008, 01:04 AM

Booting Monty in the balls is not something anyone should ever apologise for.

Doctor Troy · #**1905** (**permalink**) 22nd March 2008, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by dave u

Booting Monty in the balls is not something anyone should ever apologise for.

I was just being polite David. Imagine if I'd said "Yep, booted you in the balls on purpose, you turn up once in a blue moon with your beard and fishermans hat, lob the ball over my head making me look like a twat and expect me to take that shit?" He'd love me then.

DT · #**1906** (**permalink**) 26th March 2008, 12:40 PM

1. DT
2. Seraf
3. Darry
4. Dave U
5. Kaizer
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Doc Troy, Ezekiel, Ted, Malarkey, John G, atk, pjmccloone, dead count, The Sir, Paul, anyone else?

dave u · #**1907** (**permalink**) 26th March 2008, 12:41 PM

Paul? Has his calf got better now?

dave u · #**1908** (**permalink**) 26th March 2008, 12:42 PM

And where's my boy Rene? If he isn't playing I need to have a rethink on my first pick!

DT · #**1909** (**permalink**) 26th March 2008, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by dave u

Paul? Has his calf got better now?

I was simply trying to find out. Come on lads, get your name down.

EDIT: And Rene, the poor little boy, is sick. Again.

dave u · #**1910** (**permalink**) 26th March 2008, 12:45 PM

*sings* Rene, Rene Kewell Rene, Rene Kewell!!!

Unrighteous · #**1911** (**permalink**) 26th March 2008, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by DT

I was simply trying to find out. Come on lads, get your name down.

EDIT: And Rene, the poor little boy, is sick. Again.

Too much sexy time and too little sleep seems to turned Rene's viral defense into Newcastle's backfour.

I, unfortunately, will be down in London on thursday night. =(

NEXT WEEK LADS! I PROMISE!

Unrighteous · #**1912** (**permalink**) 26th March 2008, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by dave u

*sings* Rene, Rene Kewell Rene, Rene Kewell!!!

Quality!

Unrighteous · #**1913** (**permalink**) 26th March 2008, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Troy

I was just being polite David. Imagine if I'd said "Yep, booted you in the balls on purpose, you turn up once in a blue moon with your beard and fishermans hat, lob the ball over my head making me look like a twat and expect me to take that shit?" He'd love me then.

I just imagined this and couldn't help but laugh. Top notch.

However, it must be incredible easy to kick Monty in the bollocks on accident with him being Papa Smurf and everything.

discuit · #**1914** (**permalink**) 26th March 2008, 12:50 PM

How fars this football you speak of from West Derby, as I'm moving there shortly and i will know no one in Liverpool, so wouldn't mind a weekly kickabout too keep me from going insane in a new city with just my wife.

Doctor Troy · #**1915** (**permalink**) 26th March 2008, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DT

1. DT
2. Seraf
3. Darry
4. Dave U
5. Kaizer
6. Doctor Troy
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.

Doc Troy, Ezekiel, Ted, Malarkey, John G, atk, pjmccloone, dead count, The Sir, Paul, anyone else?

I am playing

dave u · #**1916** (**permalink**) 26th March 2008, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by discuit

How fars this football you speak of from West Derby, as I'm moving there shortly and i will know no one in Liverpool, so wouldn't mind a weekly kickabout too keep me from going insane in a new city with just my wife.

It's closer to West Derby than it is to where I live, so you have no excuse! (and Monty drives all the way from mancland)

By the way, you know your way around vbulletin don't you, so can you tell me how to sort out the problem Paul and Monty are bitching about over on the gf?