tlw footy tonight... - Page 51

dave u · #**1251** (**permalink**) 30th November 2007, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by The-Sir

Oi ! I'll have to kick your arse next time I'm down...

You'll probably be able to, as he'll be about 90 if your attendance record is anything to go by

DT · #**1252** (**permalink**) 30th November 2007, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by dave u

You'll probably be able to, as he'll be about 90 if your attendance record is anything to go by

Hello Mr. Pot, meet Mr...

dave u · #**1253** (**permalink**) 30th November 2007, 04:53 PM

Mr missed six weeks due to a combination of illnesses and work commitments. Not Mr 'I don't do public transport and I'm sore after getting a tattoo'

Besides, you missed the whole summer. And don't give me that "I was in another country" bollocks. You could have played if you'd really wanted to.

Ted · #**1254** (**permalink**) 30th November 2007, 04:58 PM

I hate missing footy then having to read about it. Stop this punishment you cunts.

Chris · #**1255** (**permalink**) 30th November 2007, 05:05 PM

I also scored the best goal in the history of TLW footy last night.

Ted · #**1256** (**permalink**) 30th November 2007, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris

I also scored the best goal in the history of TLW footy last night.

Bollocks. You and I both know who scored the greatest goal in the history of TLW and the world.

Unrighteous · #**1257** (**permalink**) 30th November 2007, 06:32 PM

I hurt...

Stu Monty · #**1258** (**permalink**) 30th November 2007, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Ted

Bollocks. You and I both know who scored the greatest goal in the history of TLW and the world.

That can't count, no way. There were toddlers on the pitch at that point for Keith's sake!

I reckon Remmie's Yeboah off the bar is up there, but possibly being outshone by the Stoichkov/Romario goal (Extra points for matching kit).

Ted · #**1259** (**permalink**) 30th November 2007, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu Monty

That can't count, no way. There were toddlers on the pitch at that point for Keith's sake!

I reckon Remmie's Yeboah off the bar is up there, but possibly being outshone by the Stoichkov/Romario goal (Extra points for matching kit).

I've told you before, until you score one that comes close your opinion is worhtless.

Stu Monty · #**1260** (**permalink**) 30th November 2007, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Ted

I've told you before, until you score one that comes close your opinion is worhtless.

THERE WERE TODDLERS!!

...and you sliced it.

Ted · #**1261** (**permalink**) 30th November 2007, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu Monty

THERE WERE TODDLERS!!

...and you sliced it.

You are a sad strange little man. And I bid you farewell.

Ezekiel 25:17 · #**1262** (**permalink**) 30th November 2007, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu Monty

That can't count, no way. There were toddlers on the pitch at that point for Keith's sake!

I reckon Remmie's Yeboah off the bar is up there, but possibly being outshone by the Stoichkov/Romario goal (Extra points for matching kit).

Also Chris was in goal, it has to be past Andy surely for it to even be considered. I nominate my volley from outside the box which Andy just stood and watched fly past, you know the one.

Ted · #**1263** (**permalink**) 30th November 2007, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel 25:17

Also Chris was in goal, it has to be past Andy surely for it to even be considered. I nominate my volley from outside the box which Andy just stood and watched fly past, you know the one.

You can all feck off.

I'm going to work where people appreciate me.

Stu Monty · #**1264** (**permalink**) 30th November 2007, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Ted

You can all feck off.

I'm going to work where people appreciate me.

*For the record, Ted works on his own, where only he appreciates him...and even that's not always a banker*

dave u · #**1265** (**permalink**) 30th November 2007, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu Monty

That can't count, no way. There were toddlers on the pitch at that point for Keith's sake!

I reckon Remmie's Yeboah off the bar is up there, but possibly being outshone by the Stoichkov/Romario goal (Extra points for matching kit).

Hmmm, there's a common denominator in both those goals. And some say I'm just a goalscorer.

Although hang on, did I score the Stoichkov/Romario one or set it up? I think I scored didn't I, after some quality set up play by Monty. So ok, the 'just a goalscorer' tag may not be that harsh.

dave u · #**1266** (**permalink**) 30th November 2007, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel 25:17

Also Chris was in goal, it has to be past Andy surely for it to even be considered. I nominate my volley from outside the box which Andy just stood and watched fly past, you know the one.

If Andy has to have been in goal, I nominate my backheel. Or maybe one of the four I put past him on the park, when I got a thre eminute hat-trick.

I love scoring past Andy, it's fun because he takes it personal.

Brownie · #**1267** (**permalink**) 30th November 2007, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ted

Bollocks. You and I both know who scored the greatest goal in the history of TLW and the world.

That would be the time someone spun on a sixpence and shimmied Andy to the ground with a sway of the hips before rounding him and slotting home.

Can't remember the lad's name...