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Old 25th July 2007, 09:37 PM
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We're rescheduling for tomorrow night. Still a couple of places available I think, so let me know if any of you fancy it.
I'd love to, but our first pre-season friendly tomorrow.
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I'd love to, but our first pre-season friendly tomorrow.
I was meant to be doing the same but I came to the conclusion that the manager doesn't know his arse from his elbow so I'm fucking it off.

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I was meant to be doing the same but I came to the conclusion that the manager doesn't know his arse from his elbow so I'm fucking it off.

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If you're still playing later in the year i'll be up for it when I move back home.

My playing style doesnt reflect my internet persona though so I'm not Michael Brown, Robbie Savage mark 2. I will humiliate you useless gang of cunts with my skill though.
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Prepare for a performance that would make this man look like Lev Yashin then:

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Old 25th July 2007, 10:53 PM
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Comon fellas! Surely big Dunk wants to humiliate me with his footballing prowess?
I assume that's me - I would love to humiliate you with my footballing prowess, but offer the following very valid reasons why I can't:

1. I'm located in the Sunny West Midlands, and as such nipping back for a game of footy would possibly be a bit of a pain in the arse.

2. For the last 9 years or so I've taken to having regular seizures at most inconvenient moments - this has severly limited both my physical fitness, and indeed my fire-juggling career. Gyms aren't too keen on letting blokes with a condition similar to narcolepsy join, the bastards.

3. My favourite ever line from a TLW match review was "...you can never have too many tough-tackling Argie defenders..." - this is because when I used to play regularly I was one of those nasty callous bastards. I really wouldn't want to ruin your girlish good looks.

Apart from that, I'm in.
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Old 26th July 2007, 12:14 AM
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I assume that's me - I would love to humiliate you with my footballing prowess, but offer the following very valid reasons why I can't:

1. I'm located in the Sunny West Midlands, and as such nipping back for a game of footy would possibly be a bit of a pain in the arse.

2. For the last 9 years or so I've taken to having regular seizures at most inconvenient moments - this has severly limited both my physical fitness, and indeed my fire-juggling career. Gyms aren't too keen on letting blokes with a condition similar to narcolepsy join, the bastards.

3. My favourite ever line from a TLW match review was "...you can never have too many tough-tackling Argie defenders..." - this is because when I used to play regularly I was one of those nasty callous bastards. I really wouldn't want to ruin your girlish good looks.

Apart from that, I'm in.
1. Leave now and you'll be here for kickoff!

2. Momo has seizures all the time, he calls them twitches. This is just before he wins the ball from the opponent.

3. "..you can never have too many tough-tackling Argie defenders..."

The fact that that line was describing... ahem... Pellegrino and Paletta, bodes well for you indeed. Infact I now see the reason you cant turn up!
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Re: tlw footy tonight...
I'm going to get a pair of astro's on my dinner. I'm sick of friggin sliding everywhere!! It's on.
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I scored with my first touch in a game for 7 years. How do you like them apples.
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Re: tlw footy tonight...
Well done, a couple more years training and you might up to playing with the big boys. We had a quality game tonight, the two new boys Brod and Ted slotted in well and we had some solid displays from the regulars.

Lucky for Monty he skipped this one, as the form I was in I'd have made him look silly again.
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Old 26th July 2007, 11:40 PM
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Blisters on my feet are like fucking lepracy sores.
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I play more erratically than Luis. Fact. Also, my nipples are like beacons.
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Stu, I gave those waterproofs to some hobo. He presented a better case for them than you did.
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Paco Ratings!

Wiggy minus his Wig - was solid for much of the game, set up lots of attacks and scored a few - 7
Terry McDermott - exciting game from him, getting into positions and creating spaces, chipping in with the goals and most importantly making vital tackles - 8
Dave OOOOOOOOOH - OOOOH indeed - flair in abundance, good link up play and getting into positions. Topped off a few good moves with good finishes - 7
Chris - Another solid performance, dictating play, lots of assists and a fair few chances - 7
Brod - Got better and better as the game went on. Had a few thunderbolts - 7
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Paco Ratings!

Wiggy minus his Wig - was solid for much of the game, set up lots of attacks and scored a few - 7
Terry McDermott - exciting game from him, getting into positions and creating spaces, chipping in with the goals and most importantly making vital tackles - 8
Dave OOOOOOOOOH - OOOOH indeed - flair in abundance, good link up play and getting into positions. Topped off a few good moves with good finishes - 7
Chris - Another solid performance, dictating play, lots of assists and a fair few chances - 7
Brod - Got better and better as the game went on. Had a few thunderbolts - 7
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My right ankle looks like it's been on holiday for a week. It's red!
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Paco Ratings!

Wiggy minus his Wig - was solid for much of the game, set up lots of attacks and scored a few - 7
Terry McDermott - exciting game from him, getting into positions and creating spaces, chipping in with the goals and most importantly making vital tackles - 8
Dave OOOOOOOOOH - OOOOH indeed - flair in abundance, good link up play and getting into positions. Topped off a few good moves with good finishes - 7
Chris - Another solid performance, dictating play, lots of assists and a fair few chances - 7
Brod - Got better and better as the game went on. Had a few thunderbolts - 7

Ezekiel and John also played some part in the fixture, you could of least given us that !
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