tlw footy tonight...

[Ted]

Originally Posted by Paul

By the way, I'm still not certain how to get there. I think I need the dock exit and then up Jamaica Street, but after that where do I go? I've got a vague idea that I hang a right somewhere, but the question is where?

Did you try Google maps, Paul?

[Stu Monty]

Originally Posted by Paul

By the way, I'm still not certain how to get there. I think I need the dock exit and then up Jamaica Street, but after that where do I go? I've got a vague idea that I hang a right somewhere, but the question is where?

Have you got access to the internet by any chance?

I think they have sites set up specifically to show you where streets are and stuff. They're amazing.

[Ted]

Originally Posted by Stu Monty

Have you got access to the internet by any chance?

I think they have sites set up specifically to show you where streets are and stuff. They're amazing.

That's basically what I suggested. Without the added twatishness though.

[Kaizer Sauze]

Originally Posted by Stu Monty

Pertinent scene from last week:

Kaiser: "Oh shit, someone's put the ball past me in a one-on-one; I hate letting goals in".

*Looks behind him as Stu sprints across and desperately slides to clear it off the line*

Kaiser: "Cheers, Stu".



You love me, darling, and you know it.

Touche

Oh and this week, it is getting taken seriously.

So serious in fact, i've disposed of Truth and Justice and replaced them with Vengeance and Punishment

[Stu Monty]

Originally Posted by Ted

That's basically what I suggested. Without the added twatishness though.

Aye, I noticed you did a nicer, more helpful version at the same time as I did mine. You spoiled the comedy and made baby Jesus cry; I hope you're happy.

[Ted]

Originally Posted by Stu Monty

Aye, I noticed you did a nicer, more helpful version at the same time as I did mine. You spoiled the comedy and made baby Jesus cry; I hope you're happy.

So for the purposes of the quoted "joke" you're no longer an atheist?

[Stu Monty]

Originally Posted by Kaizer Sauze

Touche

Oh and this week, it is getting taken seriously.

So serious in fact, i've disposed of Truth and Justice and replaced them with Vengeance and Punishment

Ace. Do you do the same with all your footwear? Are your slippers called Chill-out and Snooze?

[Stu Monty]

Originally Posted by Ted

So for the purposes of the quoted "joke" you're no longer an atheist?

What do you reckon, genius?

[Kaizer Sauze]

Originally Posted by Stu Monty

Ace. Do you do the same with all your footwear? Are your slippers called Chill-out and Snooze?

Slippers, what the fuck do you think I am?

And my new Pred's arent just "Footwear", they are weapons of mass destruction, mainly, i fear, to myself

[Ted]

Originally Posted by Stu Monty

What do you reckon, genius?

Funny. Pity you can't carry that into the outside world, away from the keyboard and monitor.

[Stu Monty]

Originally Posted by Ted

Funny. Pity you can't carry that into the outside world, away from the keyboard and monitor.

I wonder how annoying it would be if someone spent a whole evening putting a metal tape across your lines and fucking about with your signals. Don't make me come down there and do it, Edward.

By the way chaps, which street are you going to be parking on? Are you going to be on the Aigbuth Drive side?

[Paul]

Originally Posted by Stu Monty

Have you got access to the internet by any chance?

I think they have sites set up specifically to show you where streets are and stuff. They're amazing.

You'll regret that tonight when I end up on your side.

[Paul]

Originally Posted by Ted

Did you try Google maps, Paul?

Cheers. I never knew such a thing existed. Got it.

[Stu Monty]

Originally Posted by Paul

You'll regret that tonight when I end up on your side.

So you're going to be intentionally shitter to get me back.

The level of your cunning knows no boundaries.

[Paul]

Where in the park will we be playing?

[Stu Monty]

Originally Posted by Paul

Where in the park will we be playing?

That doesn't matter. The place where we are meeting matters, then we'll walk to find some space.

[Paul]

Originally Posted by Stu Monty

So you're going to be intentionally shitter to get me back.

The level of your cunning knows no boundaries.

There will be no need to exaggerate my shitness. It's inversely proportional to my judgement on all things Red.