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Old 17th June 2008, 01:56 PM
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Re: tlw footy tonight...

Where is Robbie Fourteen these days anyway?
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Old 17th June 2008, 01:57 PM
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Yeah that was a thing of beauty that meg.

I think Alex is getting confused between the games he plays in his head the night before footy, where he megs everyone on the field and performs like the man who's name he has on his Liverpool shirt, and the actual games themself, where he hasn't megged anyone.

Admittedly he's gone by me with a clever turn or drop of the shoulder on numerous occasions, but defo no megs.
Yeah I also live in Huyton in those imaginary games

You have deffo been megged atleast once by me, as I remember thinking 'thats one for the scrapbook, something to show the grankids'
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Old 17th June 2008, 01:58 PM
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Admittedly he's gone by me with a clever turn or drop of the shoulder on numerous occasions, but defo no megs.
Alex megged me last week but everyones hit me with a meg at least once...

However, when he tried to drop the shoulder he was denied. Repeatedly.
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Old 17th June 2008, 02:02 PM
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Alex megged me last week but everyones hit me with a meg at least once...

However, when he tried to drop the shoulder he was denied. Repeatedly.
And winded, very hard. Thought I was going to Beckham it at the world cup 06.
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Old 17th June 2008, 04:36 PM
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Re: tlw footy tonight...

Dave, you have to get the ball on the other side to make it a proper megs you know; just hoofing it through someone's legs isn't a skill.

I did a couple of people off the boards again last week (I'm looking at you Woo). I like doing that, it makes me smile.
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Old 17th June 2008, 04:41 PM
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Dave, you have to get the ball on the other side to make it a proper megs you know; just hoofing it through someone's legs isn't a skill.

I did a couple of people off the boards again last week (I'm looking at you Woo). I like doing that, it makes me smile.
I have no recollection of that event ever occuring. Did you meg me? . And in all fairness before 5 a side I had never done a days defending in my life. Im a goal poacher. nothing else.

*ticks off excuse number 21*
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Old 17th June 2008, 04:57 PM
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I have no recollection of that event ever occuring. Did you meg me? . And in all fairness before 5 a side I had never done a days defending in my life. Im a goal poacher. nothing else.

*ticks off excuse number 21*
No. I did you with the old wait in the corner then flick the ball off the boards one side and go round the other side of the player trick. It's a bit like a Cruyff turn; it's called a Monty dink.

I also did the let the ball roll under your foot whilst you're looking up for a pass trick. That was less slick.
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Old 17th June 2008, 04:59 PM
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No. I did you with the old wait in the corner then flick the ball off the boards one side and go round the other side of the player trick. It's a bit like a Cruyff turn; it's called a Monty dink.

I also did the let the ball roll under your foot whilst you're looking up for a pass trick. That was less slick.
Dude, I invented that. It's always when I'm fucked aswell and it kills me having to chase after it when I'm wrong footed. I predict serious pukage this week.
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Old 17th June 2008, 05:03 PM
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No. I did you with the old wait in the corner then flick the ball off the boards one side and go round the other side of the player trick. It's a bit like a Cruyff turn; it's called a Monty dink.

I also did the let the ball roll under your foot whilst you're looking up for a pass trick. That was less slick.
Oh come on, even Phil Neville could do that trick. Its the skill used by people not skillful enough to use a proper skill to take on an opponent.
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Old 17th June 2008, 05:15 PM
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It has no name but my best move is to twat the ball and the player at the same time.
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Old 17th June 2008, 05:17 PM
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It has no name but my best move is to twat the ball and the player at the same time.
I call it the tackle.
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Old 17th June 2008, 05:21 PM
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Old 17th June 2008, 05:30 PM
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Dude, I invented that. It's always when I'm fucked aswell and it kills me having to chase after it when I'm wrong footed. I predict serious pukage this week.
Can you pick my up on Lime Street, Gayer. If it's on your route?
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Old 17th June 2008, 05:51 PM
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Can you pick my up on Lime Street, Gayer. If it's on your route?
Yeah not a prob mate. I don't really mind shooting up to Huyton pick you up though if you want. I think I'm picking woo up anyway so it's only another 10 mins out of the way.
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