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Old 22nd August 2007, 08:33 PM
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I'm going to have to make it out to the next one. I was thinking of coming this week but the bird that is visiting me is coming early.
Isn't that your job?





























*No need to tell me I already have my coat and I am half way home in a taxi,
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Old 22nd August 2007, 08:41 PM
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*No need to tell me I already have my coat and I am half way home in a taxi,
Another example of the variation of the "get my coat" gag being even less funny than the initial lame gag.
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Old 22nd August 2007, 08:47 PM
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Old 22nd August 2007, 08:47 PM
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Another example of the variation of the "get my coat" gag being even less funny than the initial lame gag.

I know, I know I shouldn't but I was like a moth attracted to the big light.

Better than Ben Affleck though
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Old 23rd August 2007, 09:08 AM
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We've got a really special guest playing tomorrow, we're really honoured by his presence.

If I say he's two metres of undead legend I think you'll know who I'm referring to.
Despite his height it would be a bad move to try chucking crosses at him.


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Old 23rd August 2007, 09:36 AM
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Re: tlw footy tonight...
Fuck, man. I'm missing The Count? This blows.
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Old 23rd August 2007, 12:40 PM
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Waht's the best way to Sefton Park from the Birkenhead tunnel, everyone, please?
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Old 23rd August 2007, 12:47 PM
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Waht's the best way to Sefton Park from the Birkenhead tunnel, everyone, please?
Whats the best way to Sefton Park from Huyton for The_Sir, please?
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Old 23rd August 2007, 12:53 PM
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Whats the best way to Sefton Park from Huyton for The_Sir, please?
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Old 23rd August 2007, 12:57 PM
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Old 23rd August 2007, 01:09 PM
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He hasn't been on MSN for an age though! And there is a road called Menlove Avenue, say it all together and it sounds hilarious.
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Old 23rd August 2007, 02:55 PM
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So who's the worst player then? Whoever it is, tell him to step aside - there's a new sheriff in town.
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Old 23rd August 2007, 02:57 PM
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So who's the worst player then? Whoever it is, tell him to step aside - there's a new sheriff in town.
And he wants to show y'all his badge.
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Old 23rd August 2007, 03:16 PM
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So who's the worst player then? Whoever it is, tell him to step aside - there's a new sheriff in town.
Difficult to say, but if I had to pick, I'd say Monty. He's also the worst penalty taker, wears the worst colours and is the shortest.
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Old 23rd August 2007, 03:35 PM
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Old 23rd August 2007, 03:58 PM
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