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22nd April 2007, 02:08 PM
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Billy Viz
It was mentioned on another thread that Luvvie Bill is getting more and more like a caricature each week and should be a Viz character.
It can be an occasional thing, with the odd front page special, or it can be a weekly soundbite job...
Along with 'Paul Whicker the tall vicar' and 'Aldridge Prior the hopeless liar', next months front page should be taken up with 'Billy K hes a definite gay' or 'Billy the Queer, he doesnt drink beer'.
or if its to be a weekly interview thing it could be 'Out for a Stella with Bill and his fella' or 'we're 5th on merit with Chairman chutney~ferret' or 'off for a snifter with Billy shirtlifter'.
Please feel free to chip in....
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22nd April 2007, 02:49 PM
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Goooaaaaallllllllllllllll
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Re: Billy Viz
Billy the puff, he doesnt like the muff
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22nd April 2007, 02:54 PM
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Re: Billy Viz
Big Gay Bill - superb.
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22nd April 2007, 03:23 PM
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Re: Billy Viz
In this weeks hilarious episode, Bill decides to unwind away from the pressures of another West-End 'triumph' so he packs his wellies and his best hat and upto Scotland he goes for a spot of fishing....entitled "a fly and maggot with Billy the faggot"
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22nd April 2007, 03:56 PM
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Re: Billy Viz
Do you know, I was in the back of a taxi the other day, and the taxi driver came out with six of the worst words in the English language. He said "That will be £23.65 please guv'nor". To say I was shocked and surprised doesn't begin to describe how I felt about it.
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22nd April 2007, 04:20 PM
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Fuckoff, fuckoff, fuckoff
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Re: Billy Viz
Billy the blue-he likes to stab poo, or Big bent Billy-he'll suck your willy.
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لن تضطر ابدأ المشي وحدها.
Вие ще никога не ходи сам.
da nikad nećete šetati sami.
nikdy chodit sám.
du aldrig gå alene.
je nooit alleen lopen.
sinun ei koskaan kävelemään yksin.
θα είστε ποτέ δεν περπατούν μόνοι.
आप कभी नहीं अकेले.
non avrai mai camminare da solo.
você nunca andar sozinho.
nu veţi mai fi niciodată plimba-te singur.
Вам никогда не ходить в одиночку.
que nunca camina solo.
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22nd April 2007, 05:07 PM
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Re: Billy Viz
"Luvvie Billy: He likes a Willy"
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22nd April 2007, 05:42 PM
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Sorted, respect due.
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Re: Billy Viz
William the puff, he doesn't like muff.
Bill's on the fringe, he always avoids minge.
etc.
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22nd April 2007, 06:23 PM
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Always I say the same
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Re: Billy Viz
Bill loves cocks, couldn't move to the docks.
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22nd April 2007, 06:30 PM
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Yarrrgh!
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Re: Billy Viz
Bill bummed Herby and moved 'em off to Kirkby.
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22nd April 2007, 06:46 PM
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Re: Billy Viz
In next weeks enthralling episode, Bill takes the Everton squad out for an end of season celebration to mark their 4th top 10 finish in 20 years, but gets overexcited when someone mentions they should eat in a restaurant called 'EveryMan' and then later gets arrested after a disturbing incident on the dancefloor of the 'Rubber Soul' entitled....'Dont drop a fiver....he's a turd lane driver'
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