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Old 3rd December 2006, 02:11 AM
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GET YOUR HALF SEASON TICKETS NOW!!!!!

Get your half season tickets NOW!!!

The blue shite (Everton) are always game for a laugh, and I had a good one in hearing them advertise on local radio for sale half-season tickets for sale as the ideal Christmas present.
What a sad club, if you want a season ticket to watch that shite you can walk down to Woodison and get one TODAY.
If you want a Liverpool FC season ticket, write to the club, and put your name on the waiting list, which stands apparently at the last count approaching 30,000 peole and you may have one in approximately 8 years - and that's if you're lucky.
Remember also, last season when they were drawn at home to Chelsea in the FA Cup 4th or 5th round - who were and still are the current Premiership English champions, it wasn't a televised match. What was the attendance? Let me remind you...................28,000, yeah that's right 28,000 against Chelsea..............................unbelievable and that my friends sums up our "friends" from across the park.
Oh yeah, let's not forget the DVD they have brought out for Christmas, the 3-0 win against us in a league match this season!!!!! Funny that, we beat them 3-1 home and away last season and i can't remember seeing the DVD for sale!
Sad club, sad Chairman, sad stadium.................but most of all sad supporters if you can call them that.......................remember also the day we played Chelsea in August in the Charity Shield, 56,000 in the Millenium stadium, only 13,000 Chelsea fans, 43,000 Liverpool fans, the same day they played a testimonial at Woodison for their greatest ever manager. Howard Kendall ..................the attendance..17,868.
I REST MY CASE.................................
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Old 3rd December 2006, 07:53 AM
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Re: GET YOUR HALF SEASON TICKETS NOW!!!!!

Eight years? And the rest.
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Old 3rd December 2006, 08:01 AM
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Everton are tragic. True story.
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Old 3rd December 2006, 04:26 PM
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Eight years? And the rest.
It is actualy about that, buying tickets a while back and I asked how long it was now and she reckoned seven to nine years.
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Old 3rd December 2006, 05:13 PM
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It is actualy about that, buying tickets a while back and I asked how long it was now and she reckoned seven to nine years.
Well I've been on the list for nine years and counting and I think Brownie is something similar. They refuse to tell you how many are on the list or how long you'll have to wait. They did tell me they only turn over less than a hundred tickets a year though (ie, 100 give theirs up and the next 100 on the list get theirs). Parry said in an interview a few years ago that the waiting list doubled very soon after they announced the new stadium.
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Old 3rd December 2006, 05:20 PM
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Well I've been on the list for nine years and counting and I think Brownie is something similar. They refuse to tell you how many are on the list or how long you'll have to wait. They did tell me they only turn over less than a hundred tickets a year though (ie, 100 give theirs up and the next 100 on the list get theirs). Parry said in an interview a few years ago that the waiting list doubled very soon after they announced the new stadium.
I guess there is no excact figure then if she's saying one thing and you've been on it longer, still a bastid of a time to wait...

I'll be going back on the list once my contract runs out, I'd imagine I'll be drawing my pension before they even look at my name..
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They did tell me they only turn over less than a hundred tickets a year though (ie, 100 give theirs up and the next 100 on the list get theirs).
This is because people are dishonest, and instead of giving up their season ticket when they no longer need it, they keep it in their name and hand it on to someone they know instead.

I'd hazard a guess that probably less than half of all season tickets are held by the person named on them.
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This is because people are dishonest, and instead of giving up their season ticket when they no longer need it, they keep it in their name and hand it on to someone they know instead.

I'd hazard a guess that probably less than half of all season tickets are held by the person named on them.
Not any more. The club had an amnesty this summer, I think. I know people who had been using STs in the name of dead relatives or had got them three times removed from the original owner. Fucking rip off.
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Old 3rd December 2006, 05:34 PM
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Ho yea, I forgot about the amnesty

Still, before that, I reckon that was the case
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There the peoples club

you should have heard parry on the radio this morning, the people of liverpool support the reds .

even during there best season for years and euro campaigns they couldn't sell out even with reduced prices. peoples club my ar$e
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Get your half season tickets here.

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Buy one, get two free!
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They've resorted to advertising in schools now, getting in school trips, £5 a ticket. I kid you not.
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They've resorted to advertising in schools now, getting in school trips, £5 a ticket. I kid you not.
Isn't that child abuse? The teachers should be named and shamed.
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