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Old 17th August 2006, 06:44 PM
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CLUB STATEMENT

Leeds United have issued a statement in response to Chelsea's announcement that they have lodged a formal complaint with the Football Association against chairman Ken Bates.

A club spokesman said: "We are totally amused and look forward to receiving their (Chelsea Football Club's) detailed evidence to support their complaint."

Meanwhile, Leeds chairman Ken Bates said: "I haven't laughed so much since Ma caught her tits in the mangle."

Leeds United will be making no further comment at this stage.





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Old 17th August 2006, 06:50 PM
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Old 17th August 2006, 06:57 PM
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Re: leeds united club statement..f***** funny
Cannot believe I've seen that.
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Old 17th August 2006, 06:58 PM
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Re: leeds united club statement..f***** funny
Ken Bates is a nob, but that's a funny thing to release to the press.
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Old 17th August 2006, 07:01 PM
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Old 17th August 2006, 07:06 PM
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great stuff, a bunch of shysters from Siberia. chavski deserve all the shit they get
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Old 17th August 2006, 07:09 PM
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haha, they're as professional as ever.
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Old 17th August 2006, 07:30 PM
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Re: leeds united club statement..f***** funny
Sooperb, had to check the site as I thought it was a windup.
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Old 17th August 2006, 07:32 PM
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is that really the official website?
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Old 17th August 2006, 07:37 PM
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That is class.
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Old 17th August 2006, 07:38 PM
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Re: leeds united club statement..f***** funny
ive been giggling like a kid about that statement for 20 minutes now - I cant get the image of Bates' Ma out my head, and shes got a big friendly bumble bee beard like he has...
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As big a twat as Bates is, that made me laugh out loud.
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Old 17th August 2006, 07:42 PM
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Re: leeds united club statement..f***** funny
Legendary comment.
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Old 17th August 2006, 07:57 PM
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What's a mangle?
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Old 17th August 2006, 08:00 PM
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What's a mangle?


It was a device used to wring the excess water out of clothes after washing them.
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Old 17th August 2006, 08:01 PM
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As everyone says Bates is a tool but I take my hat off to him for that. Very good.

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Old 17th August 2006, 08:03 PM
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Re: leeds united club statement..f***** funny
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It was a device used to wring the excess water out of clothes after washing them.
Hey, that's pretty clever. I'll deffo be getting one of those little babies.
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