Women & Football

[bri]

Bar the odd exception these are two words that should be banned in any sentence under the English language.

It seems unescapable. The high pitched squeel along with the bird who gets in the pub 4 hrs before kick off and collects 15 chairs for her mates (this also applys to twats with sunglasses on inside the pun) should be lined up against a wall.

Then during the match the shoe, clothes, eastenders conversation kicks in. It's enough to send any man over the edge

[Cath]

Originally Posted by joeyb

Bar the odd exception these are two words that should be banned in any sentence under the English language.

It seems unescapable. The high pitched squeel along with the bird who gets in the pub 4 hrs before kick off and collects 15 chairs for her mates (this also applys to twats with sunglasses on inside the pun) should be lined up against a wall.

Then during the match the shoe, clothes, eastenders conversation kicks in. It's enough to send any man over the edge

Agreed. But don't forget the men with their cheap England shirts who have suddenly turned into the know-it-alls of world football when they've never been to a game in their lives. The conversation never gets any more indepth than "They're crap". "Yeah, he's shite". Trying talking tactics to 'em and watch them get this overwhelming urge to run away and play snooker.

[bri]

agreed cath, they come under "The Twat with sunglasses on, inside the pub" banner

Funniest conversation I heard the other week was a big no kneck cockney fella going on that how could a German do a better job than Lampard for Chelsea. Hillarious

[TommyGun]

Originally Posted by joeyb

Bar the odd exception these are two words that should be banned in any sentence under the English language.

It seems unescapable. The high pitched squeel along with the bird who gets in the pub 4 hrs before kick off and collects 15 chairs for her mates (this also applys to twats with sunglasses on inside the pun) should be lined up against a wall.

Then during the match the shoe, clothes, eastenders conversation kicks in. It's enough to send any man over the edge

At least itīs better than having to watch them play!

[kopitegaz]

Originally Posted by joeyb

Bar the odd exception these are two words that should be banned in any sentence under the English language.

Those being the girls who post on here and 2 of my mates.

[Rashid]

Fat screaming beeitches, women who suddenly 'love football' during big tournaments makes me sick. Baseball bat would do the trick.

[Stephen Adams]

Try living in Northern Ireland during a world cup or european championship.
Women get all interested but worse than that they get all interested in England because of all the hype.
They even base their opinion of the tournament on what England have been like.
Can't wait to they go out so we can get on with the football.

[Fink]

Whats really doing my head in is that I keep having to adapt my plans so the missus can watch the footy with me - then like clockwork after 20 minutes...bleedin' OK comes out.

[Stouffer]

My missus is a Carlisle fan, nuff said!

[Rashid]

My missus supports Arsenal as do her whole family. During the European Cup Final she was at the gym. She hasn't a clue but pretends to know things in public which infuriates me.

[Jose Jones]

I'm obviously in the minority here, but I quite like that loads of girls get all excited about the world cup. It's kind of what makes part of the world cup atmosphere. All the pubs full of people all watching football. Also it means that we can have football on constantly on the TV without complaints and the girlfriend suggests spending the entire weekend out at the boozer watching games and drinking beer. For a month.

The drawbacks of annoying know-nothing England fans in the pub are minor compared to the benefits I reckon.

[Paul Don]

I know a few Red women (not in the literal sense) whose knowledge of the game puts many a bloke to shame.

New age fans are the problem, not women.

[Blakes 7]

Originally Posted by Paul Don

I know a few Red women (not in the literal sense) whose knowledge of the game puts many a bloke to shame.

New age fans are the problem, not women.

Hear, hear!! My wife knows loads more I do bout footy and has supported the reds all her life and has a masters degree in football industries...she also once bollocked a load of students in a pub for cheering when england 'fans' were fighting with the italians...

[Red Nick]

Originally Posted by joeyb

Bar the odd exception these are two words that should be banned in any sentence under the English language.

It seems unescapable. The high pitched squeel along with the bird who gets in the pub 4 hrs before kick off and collects 15 chairs for her mates (this also applys to twats with sunglasses on inside the pun) should be lined up against a wall.

Then during the match the shoe, clothes, eastenders conversation kicks in. It's enough to send any man over the edge

WUM

[Stu Monty]

Originally Posted by Blakes 7

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Hear, hear!! My wife knows loads more I do bout footy and has supported the reds all her life and has a masters degree in football industries...she also once bollocked a load of students in a pub for cheering when england 'fans' were fighting with the italians...

What did she do her Masters on mate? Do you mean she just did a thesis on the football industry or a whole masters?

Only asking out of curiosity; I did my dissertation on the Marketing of football you see.

[redrosetints]

Don't Mix.

Here endeth todays lesson.

[Rashid]

Originally Posted by Stu Monty

What did she do her Masters on mate? Do you mean she just did a thesis on the football industry or a whole masters?

Only asking out of curiosity; I did my dissertation on the Marketing of football you see.

Even pricks like me has a Masters in Marketing! Two a Penny!