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Old 3rd May 2006, 11:14 PM
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Post of the year surely man!!

I had been hitting this girl the other day and we were chillin on the bed- u know pillow-talk. Anyway its no secret that am well hung, so to speak, so the babe asks me what i call my 'member'. I had never thought about this so i jus said crouchy. She thought it was kinda ironic. I think i like it u know.
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Old 3rd May 2006, 11:15 PM
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Re: Post of the year surely man!!

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Re: Post of the year surely man!!

Originally Posted by rodward
I had been hitting this girl the other day and we were chillin on the bed- u know pillow-talk. Anyway its no secret that she is well hung, so to speak, so the babe asks me what i call her 'member'. I had never thought about this so i jus said crouchy. She thought it was kinda ironic. I think i like it u know.

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Re: Post of the year surely man!!

So you like biging yourself up?
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Old 3rd May 2006, 11:27 PM
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Re: Post of the year surely man!!

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You hit women?
Oh dear!
Hope u dont hit men. U might wana change that username then. The Sissoko i know certainly 'hits' women.
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Old 3rd May 2006, 11:50 PM
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Re: Post of the year surely man!!

Ay ay ay. Soy confuso.
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Re: Post of the year surely man!!

post of the year is on the gf unfortunately for everyone. it's by madstock, i know , cos i've just declared it the best. also someone talking about their nob can never, in no way, not ever, be post of the year.
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Old 4th May 2006, 12:25 AM
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Re: Post of the year surely man!!

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post of the year is on the gf unfortunately for everyone. it's by madstock, i know , cos i've just declared it the best. also someone talking about their nob can never, in no way, not ever, be post of the year.
Well that's yo opinion so fair enough. I think it deserves post of the year. I also think one of posts of the year this year (or was it last year) was the "no fishing" sign by i dont remember who. That was fast man. Those of u who remember will know what i mean.
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Re: Post of the year surely man!!

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Well that's yo opinion so fair enough. I think it deserves post of the year. I also think one of posts of the year this year (or was it last year) was the "no fishing" sign by i dont remember who. That was fast man. Those of u who remember will know what i mean.
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Re: Post of the year surely man!!

anyone who gives their dick a name has serious erious issues, its just plain wrong.
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Re: Post of the year surely man!!

Originally Posted by GeoffM
anyone who gives their dick a name has serious erious issues, its just plain wrong.
I call mine the octagon. What are serious erious issues? I guess I should know as I now have them
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Old 4th May 2006, 09:35 AM
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Re: Post of the year surely man!!

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I call mine the octagon. What are serious erious issues? I guess I should know as I now have them
mate, its just wrong, one of those things that doesnt need a reason to be wrong, just is!

why would you want to give it a name?

the octagon? please explain!
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Re: Post of the year surely man!!

Originally Posted by GeoffM
anyone who gives their dick a name has serious erious issues, its just plain wrong.
I don't have a 'name' as such for mine but it does have a tattoo with "Long Vehicle" down the side.
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Re: Post of the year surely man!!

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I call mine the octagon. What are serious erious issues? I guess I should know as I now have them
What about your testes?
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Re: Post of the year surely man!!

All i'm saying is mine has many possibilities.
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Re: Post of the year surely man!!

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mate, its just wrong, one of those things that doesnt need a reason to be wrong, just is!

why would you want to give it a name?

the octagon? please explain!
I have a name for each of my balls too:

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Re: Post of the year surely man!!

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What about your testes?
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Re: Post of the year surely man!!

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I have a name for each of my balls too:

Left: James Westfall
Right: Dr Kenneth Noisewater

i suppose if you have to name your genitals, you have chosen a fine and original set of names.
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