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Craig Bellamy

Blackburn chairman John Williams has reiterated that Chelsea and Liverpool target Craig Bellamy will not be leaving Ewood Park this summer. Bellamy recently rated European success above domestic and even international honours, leading to rumours that he may seek a move to a bigger club, with Jose Mourinho's champions and Rafael Benitez's Anfield troops believed to be interested. But Williams told the Lancashire Evening Telegraph: "We don't want to sell our best players and Craig is clearly one of them." Rovers manager Mark Hughes said: "I don't even want to think about the prospect of another club coming knocking on the door for Craig at the end of the season. "It would have to be a lot of money to get him, but at the moment it's definitely a case of hands off."


Would he really fit into Rafa's plans???
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Old 5th April 2006, 05:02 PM
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Re: Craig Bellamy

He'd need a serious attitude transplant before Rafa would even consider him, unless I've totally misjudged Rafa.
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Re: Craig Bellamy

No. And the no-neck little mutant certainly wouldn't fit in TLW!

Think most people on here have burnt a few bridges with him!

He's had a decent season so his agent is probably doing everything possible to get him an improved deal. Nothing in this story.
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Re: Craig Bellamy

I'd rather set fire to my cock that have him come here.

Little ratty fucker.
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Re: Craig Bellamy

craig bellamy is an obnoxious little cunt, I don't want him anywhere near this club.
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Re: Craig Bellamy

The first time I read the rumours a month or so ago I thought it was a wind up, but just like teh Defoe rumours and a bad smell it just won't go away.... Well when we play them in a couple of weeks, I'm sure the away end will tell him what they think of him... and if Rafa has ANY doubts, then that will be that!!!!!
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Re: Craig Bellamy

hmm i could actually see him becoming a kop fav if you asked me
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Re: Craig Bellamy

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I'd rather set fire to my cock that have him come here.

Little ratty fucker.
It'd be worth having that ratboy cunt here just to know that somewhere you were setting your cock on fire
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Re: Craig Bellamy

No no no no no.

Oh, and no.
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he's horrible
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Re: Craig Bellamy

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Really? Why would that be? Is he the 25 goal a season goal scorer we are looking for????
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It'd be worth having that ratboy cunt here just to know that somewhere you were setting your cock on fire
The image of that Gerrard shirt being set on fire outside the Kop came to mind then.

Would Sky televise it though? "One fan was so upset about the signing of Craig Bellamy he set his cock on fire. It's a little known scientific fact flames take hold the quickest in ginger pubes."
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Old 5th April 2006, 05:26 PM
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I don't have ginger pubes. Let's get that straight from the start.
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Re: Craig Bellamy

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Really? Why would that be? Is he the 25 goal a season goal scorer we are looking for????
Hello....is it Bellamy your lookin for?
Do you wonder down the touchline
Like you haven't got a clue
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I don't have ginger pubes. Let's get that straight from the start.
He was only sayin....
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Re: Craig Bellamy

He's Baros with his head lifted up but like Cisse requires space to run in to so wouldn't fit into our systerm. Plus everytime he ventures out somebody wants to slap him.

But if Monty's gonna incinerate his pubes then yeah let's have him.
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I don't have ginger pubes. Let's get that straight from the start.
Sometimes it's better to face up to things, not deny them. Here's a website for you to maybe help you find like-minded gingers-in-denial: http://www.gingernation.com/links/index.shtml
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