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The Chelsea songbook
One's man went to mow........
'Carefree wherever you may be, we are the nouveau CFC, please sit down so my wife can see, I've been going since 2003'
Where were you, where were you Where were you at Twickenham
Hello, hello - I'm calling from the match
Hello, Hello - I'm calling from the match.
And if we score a goal or two, I'll take a photo to show you.
Hello, Hello I'm calling from the match.
Come along, Come along,
come along and Sing this song
We're the chaps in blue, with Fiona too
But we won't be here for long
If you want to argue I'll get my lawyer to call your lawyer and I'm sure we'll be able to come to some sort of amicable agreement.
La la la, la la la la la
We all agree That Chelsea broadband is magic
A famous Chelsea Shed boy went to buy a bag of chips
a famous Chelsea shed boy went to buy a bag of chips,
a famous Chelsea shed boy went to buy a bag of chips
and this is what was said...
F**K OFF!
bring on camembert and chablis, bring on caviar galore,
we're the boys in pricey seats, and we know just what to eat,
so go away you frightful cockney bore!
He's rather a rich little yuppie
He sits in the West Middle tier
Prawn sarnies are nice With some stoly and ice
With a mobile stuck close to his ear
If you like a lot of caviar with your football Join our club
Butler, do your job, Butler, butler do your job
The working class can kiss my arse
We'll keep the blue brand flying high
We like sitting down, we like sitting down
No more passion you can show, EI EI EIO
and if I catch you standing you'll get a damn good telling off
we like sitting, we like sitting, we like sitting down.
Ooooooooooh my where's our EAS-EH song?
Where's our EAS-EH song? Where's our EAS-EH song?
Oooooooh my where's our EAS-EH song?
And where's that lovely Lovejoy too-ooo-ooooooooo?
East stand, East stand Give us a sonnet
We all follow the Chelsea
Via broadband online TV AND PREM PLUS
We all follow the Chelsea
For a decent monthly fee
Altogether now
Flying high, up in the sky
A season ticket I don't buy
I'm corporate and never go,
unless my clients tell me so
Follow follow follow
One had only ten minutes to go!
And how the crowd roared
When the Boli was poured
Cos the West lower oiks had zero!!
Cook looks in the larder for something to eat
She finds some foie gras So it's hardly a treat
In our Gloucesterhire homes
In the comfort of the corporates
Where the North Stands not allowed
Sits the glaring form of Tarquin,
Tut-tutting crossly at the crowd.
And do they smell.....like Chanel
My old dear, said be a millionaire
I said righto, jolly good i am,
we'll drink the champagne in half a minute,
scoff all the caviar, and drugs infinite
with vodka martinis canapés and blinis
we'll show those gooner parvenus whose boss
We want padded seats, we want padded seats
bovril and burgers they must go!
we want fresh cappuccino!
and If I catch you standing,
I'll saw your knees right off
we want we want we want we want we want padded seats.
oh my, what a rotten egg, what a rotten egg, what a rotten egg,
oh my what a rotten egg, what a rotten stadium too
Hi! My name is, my name is, my name is
William Gallas.
Hi kids, you like centre halves? (Uh huh!) You wanna see me stick 9 inch nails into both of Ricardo's Calves? (Yeah! Yeah!)
My Brain's deadweight.
I can't figure which blonde Terry wishes to impregnate.
Jose says..."Billy, you're wasted. So I'm playing you Left Back where you're needed"
Geoffrey, wherever you may be,
We really ought to get home for tea,
P'raps we'll watch the highlights on TV
I'll meet you by the Rolls at three.
Carefree and pretty dandy
I like my comforts while watching Chelsea
So Please sit quietly
and do join me In sharing my picnic with a cup of tea
If you go down to the Shed today you'd better go with your chums
If you go down to the shed today we sometimes go with our mums
We've been with the girls to Harvey Nicks and we've got our Nokias to take our pics
and now we are the loyal boys from Chelsea
If you're standing, on a corner with a check scarf round your neck
chelsea corporates will come and get you
group hugs and a cheeky peck..
la la la la la la la
Arsene Veee said to old Fergeee
have you seen the price at Highbureee
Fergie says, "No I don't think so But I've heard of the Chelsea Cashflow!"
His name is Peter Kenyon He's the leader of the brand (what brand)
The tackiest football brand that the world has ever seen Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee're The West Middle supporters and we're the poshest of the lot
And if you run out of prawn sarnies You'll be taken out and shot
La la la la la
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