Mancs..

On a train to a large football convention there were a bunch of mancs and a bunch of Scousers. Each of the mancs had a train ticket. The group of
Scousers had only ONE ticket for all of them. The mancs started laughing, figuring the Scousers were going to get caught and thrown off the train.

When one of the Scousers, the lookout, said "here comes the conductor", all of the Scousers went into the bathroom. The mancs were puzzled. The
conductor came aboard, said "tickets please" and got tickets from all the mancs. He then went to the bathroom and knocked on the door and said "ticket please". The Scousers stuck the ticket under the door. The conductor took it
and moved on. A few minutes later the Scousers came out of the bathroom. The mancs felt really stupid.

On the way back from the convention, the group of mancs decided that they would try that method, too. They bought one ticket for the whole group. They met up with the Scousers in the same car. Again, the mancs started sniggering at the Scousers. This time NONE of the Scousers
had tickets.

When the lookout said "Conductor coming!", all the Scousers went to one bathroom and all the mancs went to the other bathroom. Before the conductor came on board, one of the Scousers left their bathroom, knocked on the mancs bathroom, and said "ticket please."