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The Skip's Musical Masterclass - Lesson 1

Posted 27th June 2008 at 06:26 PM by dave u
Ok, having established that a lot of you need serious help when it comes to your musical tastes, I've decided to add a bit of structure to these lessons. Last time out was just an introduction really, with a catchy tune to get you in the mood. It's like the first day back at school, when the teacher makes the lesson fun by letting the kids tell stories about what they did in their summer holidays.

Well now it's time to get down to some serious learning. Today's lesson covers the genre of 'Hip-Hop' or to the layman, Rap Music. Now there's a lot of rap music out there these days, and it's easy to fall into the trap of listening to the wrong kind. So here's two examples of what's rap, and what's crap.

Rap:



Crap:



Will Smith is the king of hip hop. Unlike most of the new breed of rapper, the 'Fresh Prince' - as he was back then before he began making ace movies - never had to resort to cussing, using the 'n' word or telling tales about 'bustin a cap in someone's ass'. You can play his songs in the car without having to field questions from the kids like 'did he just say a bad word daddy?'

Rap for the whole family, and undoubtedly a lyrical genius. Check out this line from the wonderful track 'Summertime': "Yeah I got on sneaks but I need a new pair, coz basketball courts in the summer got girls there" As MC Hammer so famously said "You can't touch this". He could have written those lyrics about Will Smith, as there's no other hip hop artist out there who can touch him.

Of course, MC Hammer penned that tune before Smith came on the scene, so it couldn't have been about him. Then again, Hammer was so far ahead of his time who knows?

It should also be pointed out that as a general rule of thumb, white people rapping is a big no-no. Eminem is the exception to this rule, and in my opinion is second only to the 'Fresh Prince' in this genre. Aside from Eminem, the only other white folk who have managed to master rap music are the homeboys:



For your homework this week, I want you to post examples of what you think are good hip-hop videos on the blog, and I'll grade them for you.
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Nick Leeson's Avatar
good rap


beebobab bobbidy bobab bobbidy bobab bobbidy (yeah)

beebobab bobbidy bobab bobbidy bobab bobbidy (a'right!)
Posted 27th June 2008 at 06:39 PM by Nick Leeson Nick Leeson is offline
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dave u's Avatar
C+ for that Gayer. Catchy tune, no cussing but use of the 'n' word brings your grade down. Actually I'll bump it up to a B- due to the swiftness you got your homework in.
Posted 27th June 2008 at 06:47 PM by dave u dave u is offline
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Stu Monty's Avatar
May I sumbit the following for the teacher.

The first; something light an summery for the class:




The second is a little more naughty in that is features the word shit. I will be interested to see how the teacher decides to mark this classic bit of laid back genius.

Posted 27th June 2008 at 06:50 PM by Stu Monty Stu Monty is offline
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Posted 27th June 2008 at 07:02 PM by RedKnight RedKnight is offline
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Nick Leeson's Avatar
I didn't know I could put more than 1 answer.

lemme add this one too

Sweet, catchy tune, nice little whistley bit and a mellow chorus. Also quite jazzy and no cussing or n words to be found.
Posted 27th June 2008 at 07:06 PM by Nick Leeson Nick Leeson is offline
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dave u's Avatar
Stu - C. Better than I expected from you, but nothing special. I enjoyed the first one more than the second.

Redknight - F. Selecting a Will Smith tune is just too damn lazy. Trust you to go for the easy option. Must try harder.

Gayer - Bumped your grade to a B.
Posted 27th June 2008 at 07:30 PM by dave u dave u is offline
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RJ Fan club's Avatar
White rap is whack, yo fo skip check out ma track

Posted 27th June 2008 at 07:50 PM by RJ Fan club RJ Fan club is offline
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hamstrung's Avatar
I propose







and this isn't rap but I found it while I was looking for the above and it pleased me. He sort of talks so its nearly rap. What straight man cannot appreciate such a stunning codpiece...

Posted 27th June 2008 at 07:52 PM by hamstrung hamstrung is offline
Updated 27th June 2008 at 08:21 PM by hamstrung
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dave u's Avatar
RJ Fanclub - F. Terrible.

Hamstrung - A. That's what I'm talkin bout. Word Up blood.
Posted 27th June 2008 at 08:06 PM by dave u dave u is offline
Updated 27th June 2008 at 08:44 PM by dave u
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RJ Fan club's Avatar
I'm determined for you to reckonise the excellent work of my white brothers... and prove a new music theory

Posted 27th June 2008 at 08:13 PM by RJ Fan club RJ Fan club is offline
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More white rap here...




A move in black quarter with a lesson from Ladies Love...

Posted 27th June 2008 at 08:21 PM by RJ Fan club RJ Fan club is offline
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RJ Fan club's Avatar
One real attempt and final attempt to get into Skips good books...

Posted 27th June 2008 at 08:38 PM by RJ Fan club RJ Fan club is offline
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dave u's Avatar
A mixed bag there RJ. You get poor marks for a video that says 'no longer available', and kriss kross didn't make me jump, they made me hold my ears and scream 'aaaargh!'

Having said that, I had no idea that the 'informer' song was actually done by a white dude, so you get big plus points for that as it's a quality tune.

So overall, B-.
Posted 27th June 2008 at 08:48 PM by dave u dave u is offline
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RedKnight's Avatar
The fuck you on about. That's the holy grail that one, a hit song and film and Will in sunglasses.

Will Smith and Jay Z are on Jonathan Ross tonight, I hope you miss it now.

The Real Usher.

Posted 27th June 2008 at 09:05 PM by RedKnight RedKnight is offline
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Paul's Avatar

Don't worry sir, I'm here now. That A* you've been holding back has now got a home.
Posted 27th June 2008 at 09:07 PM by Paul Paul is offline
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Chuck Fadanoid's Avatar
I must admit to owning multiple Eminem albums. My hwk, thats how the cool kids write it, submission is Big Willie's finest (the video also rules all other) -

Posted 27th June 2008 at 09:11 PM by Chuck Fadanoid Chuck Fadanoid is offline
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Paul, that is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

*Salutes the teacher*
Posted 27th June 2008 at 09:15 PM by Chuck Fadanoid Chuck Fadanoid is offline
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King Gheedorah's Avatar
Great thread. Sure miss the days of storytelling rap...



Souls of Mischief - Cab fare.





Eric B and Rakim - What's on your mind





Positive K - I got a man


Posted 27th June 2008 at 09:28 PM by King Gheedorah King Gheedorah is offline
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Woo's Avatar
Skee-Lo - I Wish



Jurassic 5 - Concrete Schoolyard

Posted 27th June 2008 at 09:44 PM by Woo Woo is online now
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Stouffer's Avatar
Top shouts for Skeelo and snow but the greatest ever is Nate Dog and the G-Man

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kwyuUFGWl5g

I'm screwed if I can do these youtube links.
Posted 27th June 2008 at 09:51 PM by Stouffer Stouffer is offline
Updated 29th June 2008 at 10:03 AM by Stouffer
 
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