Let me get this clear in everyone's head - the Mancs are cunts, the shite are cunts, and Rooney is a cunt. Now that's clear nobody can accuse me of sympathy on any side. I have also just written a 3000 word article for the last issue about how big a shower both sets of fans are!

I think Wayne Rooney is the most dispicable, classless TWAT in football. After giving it beans about "Once a Blue, always a Blue" and how Everton was "his club" he has since taken every...

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Another day, another shambolic decision from HMRC. I can't even remember his name but they have appointed some jabroni from some company I've never heard of as chairman today. He used to run BAA so god help us all, because this twunt is now in charge of the Inland fucking Revenue!

HMRC is on its arse as it is after 18 months of hopeless management from Paul Gray, but I see a new period of darkness. Someone on the GF has pointed out to me that its called "Blue Sky Management"...

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