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Old 9th July 2008, 04:57 PM
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Teenage Girl Finds Bat in Bra!
Worth a read if just for the unintentional Alan Partridgeisms.......

BBC NEWS | England | Norfolk | Teenager finds bat asleep in bra

Teenager finds bat asleep in bra

A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.

Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.

When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said.

She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear.

"I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat.

Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home
Abbie Hawkins

"That shocked me very much at the time, but it scuttled off under the desk into the dark. I was shaking from head to toe.

"It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out.

"When I realised it was a bat the first thing that occurred to me was how did it get in there.

"I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home.

"I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly.

"The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before.

"When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket."

The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and released.
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Old 9th July 2008, 05:00 PM
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Re: Teenage Girl Finds Bat in Bra!
and more importantly, if she's 19 and in a 34ff bra, is she likely to be putting any wabs out pics on the net?
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Re: Teenage Girl Finds Bat in Bra!
pics man, you do a thread like this and no pics?

edit, damn PB got there first..
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Old 9th July 2008, 05:02 PM
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Re: Teenage Girl Finds Bat in Bra!
go on then... I'll start it off...

on further investigation, she also discovered a beaver in her pants...
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Old 9th July 2008, 05:05 PM
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there was a mole near by
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Old 9th July 2008, 05:47 PM
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Re: Teenage Girl Finds Bat in Bra!
Robin was found later that day inside a 19 year old man's Boxer shorts. It came as no suprise to Batman who later said "Robin ha been trying to get into my Skids for years".

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Old 9th July 2008, 05:49 PM
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Re: Teenage Girl Finds Bat in Bra!
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and more importantly, if she's 19 and in a 34ff bra, is she likely to be putting any wabs out pics on the net?
What he said.

Get your cannons out love, we need proof!
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Old 9th July 2008, 05:58 PM
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Sorry lads, this is the best I could find;





A naked bird with bat wings that has nothing do to with the news from Norfolk.
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Teenager finds baby bat in her bra - Telegraph
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Teenager finds baby bat in her bra - Telegraph
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I'd polish her off.
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Old 9th July 2008, 08:07 PM
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Re: Teenage Girl Finds Bat in Bra!
She's got a creepy lazy eye, but yeah, I'd bum her.
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Old 9th July 2008, 08:09 PM
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Old 9th July 2008, 08:12 PM
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I bet ya she fabricated the whole story to get her whammers in public eye for some daily star scouts. You heard it hear first, page 3 next week.

And I won't be complaining.
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Old 9th July 2008, 08:14 PM
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Re: Teenage Girl Finds Bat in Bra!
My missus found a snake in my underwear last night!



By which I mean my penis.
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My missus found a snake in my underwear last night!



By which I mean my penis.
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Old 9th July 2008, 08:25 PM
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I bet ya she fabricated the whole story to get her whammers in public eye for some daily star scouts. You heard it hear first, page 3 next week.

And I won't be complaining.
Probably right. There was a similar story about a bird on a bus a few years back. Something happened, totally meaningless and trivial, which lead to her having her picture taken on this bus, done up to the nines. It was just a blatant modelling ploy. Good luck to her!
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Old 9th July 2008, 08:35 PM
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