choosing birds

[robbief]

my bird is 16, i'm 17 and we'v been together a year.

she is good looking but she gets in bad moods and it's unbearable to be by her. she can't be told when she's wrong and even when she knows she's wrong she doesn't like the fact. when she goes out with her mates i'm constantly on para 'coz they're all hanging round with lads about 18/19/20 who get them all into weed and so on. i don't mind the fact about her smoking (if she does at all) but it's the fact that it makes me look like a nob head as all her mates know how much i hate smoking anything at all. it's as if she is putting two fingers up behind my back so to speak. that's if she is smoking, i don't know if she is but she does come in stinking of it some days. they're at the age where you determain what you're like if you get me. she is concentrating at school and that where as she has friends with the 'i'm to young to be sorting out my career' attitude.

other times she's as nice as you like and she's the best person to be around. if she's not well or it's rag week it's as if it's my fault and everything that happens is my fault.

anyway this girl who i used to go to college with has been texting me asking me to go and see her and that......she's 18/19 and fit as you like. the only thing i remember as annoying about her is that she always puts herself down and can't just accept that she's fit as fuck.

so the question to the GF is, i've already discovered that i attract total loonys but other than that, what do i do?

[Woo]

Fuck her.

Fuck her hard.

(copyright of hamstrung I think)

[JohnnyH]

Originally Posted by robbief my bird is 16, i'm 17 and we'v been together a year. she is good looking but she gets in bad moods and it's unbearable to be by her. she can't be told when she's wrong and even when she knows she's wrong she doesn't like the fact. when she goes out with her mates i'm constantly on para 'coz they're all hanging round with lads about 18/19/20 who get them all into weed and so on. i don't mind the fact about her smoking (if she does at all) but it's the fact that it makes me look like a nob head as all her mates know how much i hate smoking anything at all. it's as if she is putting two fingers up behind my back so to speak. that's if she is smoking, i don't know if she is but she does come in stinking of it some days. they're at the age where you determain what you're like if you get me. she is concentrating at school and that where as she has friends with the 'i'm to young to be sorting out my career' attitude. other times she's as nice as you like and she's the best person to be around. if she's not well or it's rag week it's as if it's my fault and everything that happens is my fault. anyway this girl who i used to go to college with has been texting me asking me to go and see her and that......she's 18/19 and fit as you like. the only thing i remember as annoying about her is that she always puts herself down and can't just accept that she's fit as fuck. so the question to the GF is, i've already discovered that i attract total loonys but other than that, what do i do?

Most obvious choice ever. And to be honest, given the way you've written it, you've already made up your mind aswell, you just want confirmation from others.

Bye bye current bird. Hello college bird.

However, as a goodbye present to current bird, please see woo-lfcs comment.

[Spy Bee]

Set your bird on fire and see if she likes smoking then!

As for the other one, make sure she knows she is ugly and that you are only shagging her out of pity.

[stringvest]

Originally Posted by robbief my bird is 16, i'm 17 and we'v been together a year. she is good looking but she gets in bad moods and it's unbearable to be by her. she can't be told when she's wrong and even when she knows she's wrong she doesn't like the fact. when she goes out with her mates i'm constantly on para 'coz they're all hanging round with lads about 18/19/20 who get them all into weed and so on. i don't mind the fact about her smoking (if she does at all) but it's the fact that it makes me look like a nob head as all her mates know how much i hate smoking anything at all. it's as if she is putting two fingers up behind my back so to speak. that's if she is smoking, i don't know if she is but she does come in stinking of it some days. they're at the age where you determain what you're like if you get me. she is concentrating at school and that where as she has friends with the 'i'm to young to be sorting out my career' attitude. other times she's as nice as you like and she's the best person to be around. if she's not well or it's rag week it's as if it's my fault and everything that happens is my fault. anyway this girl who i used to go to college with has been texting me asking me to go and see her and that......she's 18/19 and fit as you like. the only thing i remember as annoying about her is that she always puts herself down and can't just accept that she's fit as fuck. so the question to the GF is, i've already discovered that i attract total loonys but other than that, what do i do?

have you considered suicide?

[Josey Wales]

Pay £24 and the answer you seek will be found in the chatroom.

[RJ Fan club]

Originally Posted by stringvest have you considered suicide?

I can't rep you again for a while, which is a shame.

[Thants]

Originally Posted by RJ Fan club I can't rep you again for a while, which is a shame.

I've done it for you.

[robbief]

Originally Posted by JohnnyH Most obvious choice ever. And to be honest, given the way you've written it, you've already made up your mind aswell, you just want confirmation from others. Bye bye current bird. Hello college bird. However, as a goodbye present to current bird, please see woo-lfcs comment.

i haven't made any decisions...... i don't know what the one from college will turn out like. she could be a complete nutter.

if i knew more about the one from college i would of written it but i haven't seen her for 2 years. she's shit hot on pics tho'!

[Stu Monty]

Yep, one way ticket to Bridgend is the only realistic solution here.

[Spy Bee]

Originally Posted by Stu Monty Yep, one way ticket to Bridgend is the only realistic solution here.

Th train will probably be delayed or cancelled due to some mongs digging the track up.

[Nick Leeson]

plural? It only takes one mong to fuck up a network. Doesn't it Monty?

[coop]

Your 17 lad bollocks to this courting business get them all fucked.

You have plenty of time for settling down mate and it will only end in tears as and dont take this the wrong way you still have plenty of growing up to do in the real world so why tie yourself down to just one woman.

That is my honest advice mate. Get your current missus knobbed but also get this college bit knobbed as well infact get some of her mates knobbed as well.

Just remeber Durex aint just for posh wanking in though.

[Stu Monty]

Originally Posted by Spy Bee Th train will probably be delayed or cancelled due to some mongs digging the track up.

We don't renew tracks for Th trains. I hear the guys that do are really bad mongs though.

[stringvest]

Originally Posted by Stu Monty We don't renew tracks for Th trains. I hear the guys that do are really bad mongs though.

They should take an e and chill out

[Thants]

Originally Posted by stringvest