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Old 26th June 2008, 07:40 PM
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If you so much as touch my ficking windscreen wiper...

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Old 26th June 2008, 08:08 PM
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Re: If you so much as touch my ficking windscreen wiper...

Looks very surprisingly like a certain woman from a certain thread, only this ones brunette...


care to share???
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Old 26th June 2008, 08:20 PM
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Re: If you so much as touch my ficking windscreen wiper...

Knowsley Safari Park at the weekend. Good day out.
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Re: If you so much as touch my ficking windscreen wiper...

Such an innocent face from something that could easily kill a man 4 times her size.


I do mean Melons, not the Baboon!
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Re: If you so much as touch my ficking windscreen wiper...

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Old 27th June 2008, 09:06 AM
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Old 27th June 2008, 10:58 AM
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Re: If you so much as touch my ficking windscreen wiper...

Originally Posted by Redder Lurtz View Post
Knowsley Safari Park at the weekend. Good day out.
The last trip I made to Knowlsley Safari Park cost me about £520 as one of those fuckers took out my wipers and the things that that fire water onto your windscreen and I got speedgunned on the M62 on the way back doing 101mph and picked up a £400 fine. And a partonising talk from the plod.

And 6 points.

And all that doesn't include the half day off work and petrol and parking to Halifax Magistrates court.

Fucking baboons.
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Old 27th June 2008, 11:23 AM
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Old 27th June 2008, 03:38 PM
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Re: If you so much as touch my ficking windscreen wiper...

Originally Posted by Elmyn Noos View Post
The last trip I made to Knowlsley Safari Park cost me about £520 as one of those fuckers took out my wipers and the things that that fire water onto your windscreen and I got speedgunned on the M62 on the way back doing 101mph and picked up a £400 fine. And a partonising talk from the plod.

And 6 points.

And all that doesn't include the half day off work and petrol and parking to Halifax Magistrates court.

Fucking baboons.
Disgraceful comment that. The people of Halifax magistrates are just trying to do their job.
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Old 27th June 2008, 04:51 PM
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Re: If you so much as touch my ficking windscreen wiper...

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Disgraceful comment that. The people of Halifax magistrates are just trying to do their job.
They come from Halifax. They are lawyers.

My apologies to the baboon fraternity.
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Re: If you so much as touch my ficking windscreen wiper...

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i will never get bored of the safari park.
Even though they'll never let you out?
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