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Woo's Date From Last Night...A Review.
Woo's date;
-Mid to late 40s
-"Relaxed" physique, overheard being described by a passer-by as "Devitoesque"
-Reached out to shake hands with me a full yard to my left
-Sported 3 different hairstyles
-Had a TMNT lunchbox poking out the top of an Aldi carrier
-Paused the conversation to take a call from "the day centre"
-Smelt of Vicks
You all wouldn't...AW would, did and still is.
A sad day for the TLW New"comer" Of The Year...
2.874/10.
*Holds hat to chest, bows head*
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26th June 2008, 04:41 PM
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Re: Woo's Date From Last Night...A Review.
I'm gonna kill my mum, said she was going to the Bingo the lying cunt.
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26th June 2008, 04:44 PM
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Re: Woo's Date From Last Night...A Review.
Originally Posted by Brownie
I'm gonna kill my mum, said she was going to the Bingo the lying cunt.
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Oh she was taking a gamble, alright.
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26th June 2008, 04:49 PM
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Re: Woo's Date From Last Night...A Review.
Impressed, thought he was in the closet so to speak....
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26th June 2008, 04:51 PM
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Wooooooooooooooo!
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Re: Woo's Date From Last Night...A Review.
She was early 50s you lying bastard!
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Fernando Torres, turning straight men gay since July 2007
Su brazalete demostró que era un Rojo, Torres Torres
Nunca caminarás solo, Torres Torres
Compramos al chico en la España
El coge el balón, marcará otra vez
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26th June 2008, 04:54 PM
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Re: Woo's Date From Last Night...A Review.
woo, 2 posts away mate, make em count, post her picture so we can decide....
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26th June 2008, 04:58 PM
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Wooooooooooooooo!
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Re: Woo's Date From Last Night...A Review.
Seriously I wasnt on a date. I wish I was so I could have showed you the lucky girl in question and bragged about her. But I was in town at a family meal as my sisters back from London for a week.
However for entertainment purposes of the GF I will let you all post pictures of who you think this 'date' of mine was and what she looked like.
Now Im off to think about a 3000th post. And err go and shag my bird and stuff.
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Su brazalete demostró que era un Rojo, Torres Torres
Nunca caminarás solo, Torres Torres
Compramos al chico en la España
El coge el balón, marcará otra vez
Fernando Torres, el número nueve del Liverpool
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26th June 2008, 05:01 PM
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Re: Woo's Date From Last Night...A Review.
Originally Posted by woo-lfc
Seriously I wasnt on a date. I wish I was so I could have showed you the lucky girl in question and bragged about her. But I was in town at a family meal as my sisters back from London for a week.
However for entertainment purposes of the GF I will let you all post pictures of who you think this 'date' of mine was and what she looked like.
Now Im off to think about a 3000th post. And err go and shag my bird and stuff.
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Just got a pm off Bourbon saying you were on a date. So were you or not? |
26th June 2008, 05:05 PM
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Re: Woo's Date From Last Night...A Review.
Originally Posted by woo-lfc
However for entertainment purposes of the GF I will let you all post pictures of who you think this 'date' of mine was and what she looked like.
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I've never met you but seeing as I happen to have a pic of a 51 year old on my desktop...
Is it her?
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26th June 2008, 05:07 PM
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Re: Woo's Date From Last Night...A Review.
Nothing wrong with a young bloke exploring their sexuality Al.
I embrace this and your entire sexual back catalogue.
Just wear a nose peg next time.
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26th June 2008, 05:07 PM
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Re: Woo's Date From Last Night...A Review.
that's quality class work that is, an empty wine glass next to the computer, bad day?
i have empty alco pop bottles next to mine,
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26th June 2008, 05:07 PM
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Re: Woo's Date From Last Night...A Review.
Originally Posted by dave u
Just got a pm off Bourbon saying you were on a date. So were you or not?
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This was a sneaky attempt at trying to lure Woo into wasting his 3000th post by answering. He pm'd me his answer though, the cagey fuck. |
26th June 2008, 05:08 PM
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Re: Woo's Date From Last Night...A Review.
Originally Posted by melons
that's quality class work that is, an empty wine glass next to the computer, bad day?
i have empty alco pop bottles next to mine.
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Quite a good one actually. The pic doesn't show the 2 empty bottles. |
26th June 2008, 05:09 PM
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Re: Woo's Date From Last Night...A Review.
Woo's next in line there with the giveaway cooking utensils forever close to hand.
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26th June 2008, 05:11 PM
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Re: Woo's Date From Last Night...A Review.
Originally Posted by dave u
This was a sneaky attempt at trying to lure Woo into wasting his 3000th post by answering. He pm'd me his answer though, the cagey fuck.
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and you dont tell us??
Originally Posted by Cath
Quite a good one actually. The pic doesn't show the 2 empty bottles.
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brilliant!" me, i have spent a day going back and forth with HMRC titles, gift aid, charities commission and so on today, if it was socially acceptable to be drinking from 9am this morning i would of been. 
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26th June 2008, 05:17 PM
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Re: Woo's Date From Last Night...A Review.
Smash her laddddd
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Sing it Alex. To the monorail tune.
Monorail, Monorail, Monorail, mono...
And up pipes douchebag number 2
No friends has he, that's Alex Woo
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