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Old 17th June 2008, 04:01 PM
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ohil in mackies in town

the one by central, i think his names phil.

funny man. it was chocker on saturday and he got us a table and had a laugh with the baby, there was a gang of emo kids behind us who where really loud and he was having a laugh with them. this girl had her jeans around her ankles (the way they do) and he was ripping her.

it's a wonder people can get such shite money but still find it in them to be pleasant.

if you ever read this phil, good man!
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Old 17th June 2008, 04:02 PM
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Re: ohil in mackies in town

Have read that twice and still no joy.

Sorry Beef.
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Re: ohil in mackies in town

How many stars on his shirt?
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How many stars on his shirt?
not sure, he was only a cleaner i think. he was taking care of the pram section.
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Re: ohil in mackies in town

Thanks Robbie. I do me best.


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Old 17th June 2008, 04:09 PM
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Re: ohil in mackies in town

I want to work in a supermarket, just so I can say through the tannoy.

"Clean up on aisle 4"

PS: whos ohil?
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Re: ohil in mackies in town

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Have read that twice and still no joy.

Sorry Beef.
Standards are indeed sliping Mr Bourbon, I don't understand what an ohil or emo kids are.

Beef, be a good lad and let me know.

Edit: aha, a mis type of Phil, right what is emo kids?
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Re: ohil in mackies in town

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Standards are indeed sliping Mr Bourbon, I don't understand what an ohil or emo kids are.

Beef, be a good lad and let me know.

Edit: aha, a mis type of Phil, right what is emo kids?
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Re: ohil in mackies in town

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go to town, if you miss them..........open your eyes!
I live in Brighton now Beef and won't be home till October. The suspense is killing me, I gotta know damnit, I gotta know now!
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Re: ohil in mackies in town

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Standards are indeed sliping Mr Bourbon, I don't understand what an ohil or emo kids are.

Beef, be a good lad and let me know.

Edit: aha, a mis type of Phil, right what is emo kids?




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I live in Brighton now Beef and won't be home till October. The suspense is killing me, I gotta know damnit, I gotta know now!
basically, emo is the new trend of 'let's all dress in the same jeans, shirts, scarfs, shoes and bags to be different'.

there are literally thousands of kids with big feet* and skinny arms** all over the city.




* they don't have big feet, but spray on jeans give this impression.

** they do have skinny arms, made to look skinnier by super tight shirts / loose shirts.

why not be normal?
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Re: ohil in mackies in town

and the odds on beefy being the son of Red Nick tumble by the day...and by the post.
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Re: ohil in mackies in town

Beefy, keen to introduce his young relative to a balanced healthy diet, took him to Macdonalds. Some fella called Phil showed them to their table and did some sort of entertainment routine. A young lady, who follows a subset of punk fashion, dropped her trousers. The relevance of this last point I'm struggling with. Am I close?
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Beefy, keen to introduce his young relative to a balanced healthy diet, took him to Macdonalds. Some fella called Phil showed them to their table and did some sort of entertainment routine. A young lady, who follows a subset of punk fashion, dropped her trousers. The relevance of this last point I'm struggling with. Am I close?
a) yea your right.

b) yea your right.

c) nah, she didn't drop them, they were meant to be like that. alledgedly.
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This is like translating the rosetta stone!
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Beefy, keen to introduce his young relative to a balanced healthy diet, took him to Macdonalds. Some fella called Phil showed them to their table and did some sort of entertainment routine. A young lady, who follows a subset of punk fashion, dropped her trousers. The relevance of this last point I'm struggling with. Am I close?
Cath, you can be young beef's translator. Never mind your cutlery business. Translating beef's awe inspiring thoughts for us all, would surel