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Old 17th June 2008, 12:38 PM
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Just had
my sky+ re-fitted in my new place. The engineer accidentally forgot his drill.
He just called my mobile as am back at work now and said he would drop by at the end of the day to pick it up. I mean if he wanted to see me again he could have just asked for my number! joker...
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Old 17th June 2008, 12:42 PM
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Re: Just had
I bet he knows what to do with his power tools.
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Old 17th June 2008, 12:44 PM
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Re: Just had
You going to er.......... you know........then?
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Old 17th June 2008, 12:46 PM
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Re: Just had
You only moved so you could have engineers coming round re-fitting you out anyway. Stop complaining, you know want it.
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Old 17th June 2008, 12:47 PM
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Re: Just had
Originally Posted by gazelle414 View Post
my sky+ re-fitted in my new place. The engineer accidentally forgot his drill.
He just called my mobile as am back at work now and said he would drop by at the end of the day to pick it up. I mean if he wanted to see me again he could have just asked for my number! joker...
id say theres no drill here and keep it.
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Old 17th June 2008, 12:53 PM
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Re: Just had
Ha ha - is a pretty decent drill! Already had some matey at work try to shotgun it!
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Old 17th June 2008, 12:53 PM
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Re: Just had
No way! Theres is nothing more important to a man than his power tools. Youve no chance.
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Old 17th June 2008, 12:58 PM
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Re: Just had
12 months free film and sports channels fro a knee trembler is the going rate.
I managed to get the HD channels thrown in though when I was vigorously bummed by the TV bloke. Imagine my horror when i found out after he was from the water board. The bastard.
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Old 17th June 2008, 01:06 PM
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Re: Just had
Originally Posted by RedinSweden View Post
12 months free film and sports channels fro a knee trembler is the going rate.
I managed to get the HD channels thrown in though when I was vigorously bummed by the TV bloke. Imagine my horror when i found out after he was from the water board. The bastard.
At least your plumbing was given a service before he left.
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Old 17th June 2008, 01:17 PM
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Re: Just had
Maybe he just forgot it.
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Old 17th June 2008, 01:19 PM
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Re: Just had
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Maybe he just forgot it.
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Old 17th June 2008, 01:21 PM
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Re: Just had
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Maybe he just forgot it.
Or maybe he intends to come back later to arse rape you before beating you to death with said drill.

Just a thought.
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Old 17th June 2008, 01:29 PM
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Oooo Gazelle is going to give that bloke a massive 'tip' when he arrives.
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Old 17th June 2008, 01:37 PM
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Re: Just had
I had a bloke round this morning to do the home seller pack thingy. He forgot his briefcase.

He came back 5 minutes later to collect it. Didn't offer any sort of deviant sexual favour. Denied.
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Old 17th June 2008, 01:40 PM
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Re: Just had
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my sky+ re-fitted in my new place. The engineer accidentally forgot his drill.
He just called my mobile as am back at work now and said he would drop by at the end of the day to pick it up. I mean if he wanted to see me again he could have just asked for my number! joker...
Best of luck Hun.
What you got planned to keep him interested when he turns-up?

Will you offer him a nice cuppa with some home-made scones dressed in a topless bikini, or you gonna get right down and dirty the moment he walks in?

Let us know and we, the lads, will assess your chances of getting a pull and proffer well intentioned advice FOC.
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Old 17th June 2008, 01:51 PM
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Re: Just had
I think Svejk is right, you are in trouble. You are going to end up as a lamp in a room dedicated to you. Do you have george Foreman drill?
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