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30th April 2008, 02:04 PM
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My spunk smells of dishwasher
True story that.
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30th April 2008, 02:09 PM
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Re: My spunk smells of dishwasher
You've been on the "Fairy" again?
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30th April 2008, 03:30 PM
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Re: My spunk smells of dishwasher
Smeg?
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30th April 2008, 04:47 PM
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Re: My spunk smells of dishwasher
My car smells of dirty arse.
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30th April 2008, 05:09 PM
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Re: My spunk smells of dishwasher
I smell like wee.
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30th April 2008, 05:17 PM
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Re: My spunk smells of dishwasher
Originally Posted by rb14
True story that.
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And it tastes horrible! 
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30th April 2008, 05:34 PM
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Re: My spunk smells of dishwasher
Originally Posted by The Cage
And it tastes horrible!
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you licked his dishwasher? |
30th April 2008, 05:36 PM
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Re: My spunk smells of dishwasher
Originally Posted by Alan Sex
you licked his dishwasher?
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Yes, he washed his knob in the dishwater. Who doesnt?
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"In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory."
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><))))º> ·.¸¸><((((º>.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸><((((º>`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸><((((º> ><((((º>
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30th April 2008, 05:38 PM
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Re: My spunk smells of dishwasher
Originally Posted by The Cage
Yes, he washed his knob in the dishwater. Who doesnt?
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30th April 2008, 07:44 PM
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Re: My spunk smells of dishwasher
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1st May 2008, 05:25 AM
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Re: My spunk smells of dishwasher
How many times do i have to tell you the viagra are the small blue tablets
The large ones are Calgon
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1st May 2008, 10:26 AM
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erm...
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Re: My spunk smells of dishwasher
Originally Posted by bobhorse
How many times do i have to tell you the viagra are the small blue tablets
The large ones are Calgon
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Those flaky deposits have now disappeared from his pants though. Every cloud has a silver lining. |
1st May 2008, 01:09 PM
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Re: My spunk smells of dishwasher
Originally Posted by stringvest
Those flaky deposits have now disappeared from his pants though. Every cloud has a silver lining.
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Although there is no silver lining on your underwear any more. A great result all round.
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1st May 2008, 05:38 PM
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Re: My spunk smells of dishwasher
Originally Posted by stringvest
Those flaky deposits have now disappeared from his pants though. Every cloud has a silver lining.
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They do give a lovely shine to you bollox's so im told |
1st May 2008, 06:01 PM
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Re: My spunk smells of dishwasher
Your dishwasher, he's a halitosis suffering, spit instead of swallow type?
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