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Old 18th April 2008, 02:01 PM
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I am a living disgrace.
I just picked my daughter from school. There was the most gorgeous male specimen there, about 6 foot, amazing eyes. Even though he was on the young side, I smiled and said hi, and he smiled back and look all embarrassed, which was dead cute.

When I walked into the classroom my daughter's teacher said "Liz, have you met our Ash?" and pointed over at him. I said "Yeah, is that your son? He's gorgeous. How old is he? You don't look old enough". She replied "Oh thank you. He's 13".

I feel like one of you lot.
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Old 18th April 2008, 02:04 PM
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Re: I am a living disgrace.
Peeeeeeeeeedo sorry.
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Old 18th April 2008, 02:04 PM
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Re: I am a living disgrace.
Originally Posted by She Knows It View Post
I just picked my daughter from school. There was the most gorgeous male specimen there, about 6 foot, amazing eyes. Even though he was on the young side, I smiled and said hi, and he smiled back and look all embarrassed, which was dead cute.

When I walked into the classroom my daughter's teacher said "Liz, have you met our Ash?" and pointed over at him. I said "Yeah, is that your son? He's gorgeous. How old is he? You don't look old enough". She replied "Oh thank you. He's 13".

I feel like one of you lot.
Ha ha - you old perv!



Admit it - you would though, wouldn't you?
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Old 18th April 2008, 02:09 PM
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Re: I am a living disgrace.
Well done for owning up though :)
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Old 18th April 2008, 02:09 PM
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Re: I am a living disgrace.
That's class. Where the hell were pervy women like you when I was 13, eh?
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Old 18th April 2008, 02:09 PM
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Re: I am a living disgrace.
Originally Posted by Elmyn Noos View Post
Ha ha - you old perv!



Admit it - you would though, wouldn't you?
I wouldn't, but I would want to. Maybe if I was a million percent certain that no one would find out, and the lad would be left with no long-lasting psychological damage.
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Old 18th April 2008, 02:12 PM
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Re: I am a living disgrace.
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I wouldn't, but I would want to. Maybe if I was a million percent certain that no one would find out, and the lad would be left with no long-lasting psychological damage.
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Old 18th April 2008, 02:13 PM
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Re: I am a living disgrace.
Originally Posted by She Knows It View Post
I wouldn't, but I would want to. Maybe if I was a million percent certain that no one would find out, and the lad would be left with no long-lasting psychological damage.
Long lasting psychological damage? Give over. It would keep him in wanks for the rest of his adolescence and he'd be the envy of his mates.
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Old 18th April 2008, 02:14 PM
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Re: I am a living disgrace.
Where's Chris to get freaked out again when you need him?
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Old 18th April 2008, 02:16 PM
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Re: I am a living disgrace.
I was only joking with the "would" comment! 13's pushing the boundaries, even for me.

In my defence, I thought he was about 19/20. They sure do grow up quick these days.
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Old 18th April 2008, 02:19 PM
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Old 18th April 2008, 02:21 PM
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Re: I am a living disgrace.
Here's to you, Joe di Maggio
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Old 18th April 2008, 02:22 PM
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Re: I am a living disgrace.
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I was only joking with the "would" comment! 13's pushing the boundaries, even for me.

In my defence, I thought he was about 19/20. They sure do grow up quick these days.
It's different for boys. You'd be doing him no harm whatsoever. Chances are he's thinking about your brief encounter as we speak with his cock in his hand.
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Old 18th April 2008, 02:23 PM
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Re: I am a living disgrace.
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Old 18th April 2008, 02:24 PM
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Re: I am a living disgrace.
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Where's Chris to get freaked out again when you need him?
I'm freaked out on his behalf.
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Old 18th April 2008, 02:26 PM
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Re: I am a living disgrace.
She knobs it.
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Old 18th April 2008, 02:28 PM
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