Misheard Lyrics

[Slam Daniels]

YouTube - ZOING, the seeds of love

Genius.

[Fobbie_Rowler]

Nice one,

Have to admit when I was younger I always thought Kenny Rodgers was singing "Four Hundred Children and a crop in the field"

[longballs]

The Fun Lovin Criminals - Big Night Out

correct line "cocaine makes you thinner, cocaine makes you thinner"

For ages I thought it was 'cooking'

[Sweeney287]

There is a girl at work who thought that the Ace of Base song "All that she wants" was All that shoe box!

Typical woman thinking about shoes all the time.

[loadsoftrophies]

'like a fine strong cowboy'

[sh#t waffle]

A guy at my old job thought that Sexy Boy by Air was called Sexy Merlin. Mind you, this guy also thought that the Scissor Sisters were straight.

[She Knows It]

I'd be here all day. My ears aren't very finely attuned.

- "just a word in Mr Churchill's ear" (Oliver's Army) became "just the waiting list of churches here"
- 90% of "Come on Eileen". Me and Dave used to play a game of singing it and laughing our heads of at each others words.
- "Out on the wiley, windy moors we'd roll and fall in green". (Wuthering Heights) became "Out on a winding windy moor sweet Roland fall in brie"
- "My hands felt just like two balloons" (Comfortably Numb) was "My head smelt just like two balloons".

[chance the dog]

When I was younger me and my sister had a massive argument over M Jacksons "Annie are you OK". I insisted he was talking to Eddie.

[Bloodred]

I used to sing 'Livermac dial" for "Live & let die".

[neko]

"bald-headed woman" for bee gees "more than a woman"

i preferred my version.

[Jorge Borge]

I'm talking to the man in the mirror,
I'm asking him to change his ways,
And no moustache could've been any quiver...

[gaz181]

Originally Posted by chance the dog When I was younger me and my sister had a massive argument over M Jacksons "Annie are you OK". I insisted he was talking to Eddie.

up untill the age of 25 I thought ne was talking to Eddie!

[dudek#1]

REM - The one I Love

"This one goes out to the one-eyed glove"

[jnp]

The Who- Baba O'Riley

Just after

Don't cry
Don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland

I hear

"Sally, take my ham"

Always feel a bit hungry after.

[She Knows It]

Originally Posted by dudek#1 REM - The one I Love "This one goes out to the one-eyed glove"

That reminded me of my Mum telling me she liked "Jamaica" by REM. I said I'd never heard it and she goes "Oh you must have. 'Coming to Jamaica, coming to Jamaiiica-aa, Coming to Jamaica'".

[Section_31]

Holding back the ears - Simply Red

Baby, the minute I feel your widgie (should be 'the minute I feel yo energy) Beyonce, Naughty Girl.

[bazza66]

As an old fecker, I remember a bbc drama in the 70s called "I'm a dreamer Montreal" which was about misunderstandings. I think I pretended to be interested in it in case there were some tits in it. There weren't and it was shite but I had to watch it to the end so as not to ruin the hard won child who appreciates drama alibi I'd earned with my liberal parents, which later allowed access to great programmes with tits in like the Borgias etc. And by the way the song was 'I'm a dreamer aren't we all'. Oh and I spent years trying to understand what Michael Stipe was singing on Murmour and Fables of the Reconstruction.

[Mr.Smoketoomuch]

Hard to top this one though:

Ken lee

[AnotherScouser]

wow - great