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Old 4th April 2008, 12:23 PM
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I defy anyone to go to the ballet and leave without a monumental erection.

That is all.

(Incidentally, your sexual orientation shouldn't come into this; the blokes all have a well toned gluteus maximus)
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Old 4th April 2008, 12:25 PM
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Re: Ballet
They're way too skinny for my liking. I don't want to be able to see a woman's rib cage from behind.
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Re: Ballet
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They're way too skinny for my liking. I don't want to be able to see a woman's rib cage from behind.
You're a feeder aren't you Paul? Your missus is a big unit isn't she!

No offence.
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So you get off on looking at blokes well toned butts, moxter?
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Not I; but I can appreciate.
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Re: Ballet
Anyone remember that classic scene from Top Secret when the ballerinas danced on the erect knobs of their male counterparts?

Does this happen in real life? That would be ace.
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Re: Ballet
A long time ago i went inter railing with a few mates and we met a ballet dancer in Vienna. Sound bloke with the best looking gf i've ever seen.
Those glutes certainly worked
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Re: Ballet
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You're a feeder aren't you Paul? Your missus is a big unit isn't she!

No offence.
She's got a woman's figure, but she's far from being a big unit. Women are supposed to have curves, not look like pre-pubescent boys.
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Ah! You have a woman's bottom, my Lady.
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