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Old 4th April 2008, 12:34 AM
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Things to blame on Swedes
1. Skodas.
2. Cash machines that charge.
3. People with cameras at gigs.
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Old 4th April 2008, 12:36 AM
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Re: Things to blame on Swedes
Letting RiS have an internet connection.
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Re: Things to blame on Swedes
tasting shite unless its mashed with carrots
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Old 4th April 2008, 12:37 AM
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Re: Things to blame on Swedes
Don't know if this is some QI sort of initiative test... but the Skoda (correctly spelt Škoda, pronounced Shkodda) was originally from Czechoslovakia.
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Old 4th April 2008, 12:58 AM
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Re: Things to blame on Swedes
Lindsey Lohan

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Bingo

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Old 4th April 2008, 01:00 AM
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Re: Things to blame on Swedes
Stupid Swedish jokes.
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Old 4th April 2008, 01:02 AM
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Re: Things to blame on Swedes
Bitches and hos

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Cue cards.
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Old 4th April 2008, 01:04 AM
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Re: Things to blame on Swedes
Re-igniting candles

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Old 4th April 2008, 01:05 AM
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Re: Things to blame on Swedes
Shit birthday cakes.
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Old 4th April 2008, 01:09 AM
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Re: Things to blame on Swedes
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Old 4th April 2008, 01:10 AM
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Re: Things to blame on Swedes
Bunch of cunts, them Swedes.
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Old 4th April 2008, 01:35 AM
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Re: Things to blame on Swedes
The holocaust.
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Old 4th April 2008, 01:37 AM
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Re: Things to blame on Swedes
Seeds in supposedly 'seedless' fruit.
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Old 4th April 2008, 01:49 AM
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My addiction to wanking.

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Old 4th April 2008, 03:59 AM
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Skåne.
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Old 4th April 2008, 08:08 AM
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I fucking KEA.

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Old 4th April 2008, 09:06 AM
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Re: Things to blame on Swedes
Dag Hammarskjöld disappearances
Strindbergs insanity
Karl XII's invasion of Turkey
The death of Descartes
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Old 4th April 2008, 09:28 AM
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